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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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A Weird Opening Awaits

It’s only weird when it means you’re gonna lose a few barrels filled with money.

For reasons beyond my comprehension, S&P futures are now 9 points below fair value. They’ve been deteriorating all morning and all of the bearish people have been making the rounds on both bloomberg and CNBC. They endeavor to scare people, especially the layman, out from their stocks, not to save them, but to simply contribute towards the ultitmate destruction of their milquetoasty lives.

See bears do not ever want to protect other people’s assets. It’s in their DNA, sort of like Dracula, to suck the life out of others. They walk around with black capes and cravats, tricking people into exposing their necks, in order to bite them–no different from a savage animal would in the serengeti. These people have been locked away in the cellars since 2009 and are destitute for some action. Nothing pleases them more than war, pestilence and worse than expected earnings reports out of Target.

With the Ukraine and Israel providing war, and ebola giving us pestilence, they (bears) must be as happy as a gay kid in wrestling camp to learn that Target just warned due to their ‘data breach’ aka mountain sized fuck up.

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17 comments

  1. CUDA

    Best market commentary from LE FLY. PPT one hell of a tool. Thanks again for the great service.

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  2. Bruce Keller

    SPX 1910?!

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    • Bart Smith

      Try lower Brucie!!!

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    • chedda

      That’s one creepy avatar smile

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      • Bruce Keller

        Here I changed the avatar to a stock one.

        PS I was that gay kid in wrestling camp and it was delightful.

        Tootles.

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        • Bruce Keller

          Fake Bruce Keller spotted! And I have Alison Brie now you cache bastards.

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  3. Superpositron

    I felt this in my marrow last night and took off my index longs. We are in twilight zone trading territory. No ones going to make real money here. Only lost.

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  4. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    Bought back half of my TNA position a little more than a buck cheaper this morning.

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  5. TraderCaddy

    INTC and AAPL will lead NAZ up in first 10-15 minutes or so- after that I have no clue.

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  6. I Am Jesse Livermore

    Would love to see a drop to 1850-1900 to flush out the weak hands.

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  7. Juice

    WW4 is not yet priced in! 😮

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  8. clarkevii

    the bluestar prophecy is about to commence

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  9. I Am Jesse Livermore

    Russia ain’t gonna do shit.

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  10. dazedflip

    Seems like some weak selling pressure given the breadth and big upside gainers. But maybe us bulls are in the denial phase.

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  11. Tom Jones

    “Happier than a gay kid in wrestling camp”

    LMAO. You are too fucking funny Fly!!!!

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