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FLASH: STOCKS CRASH THROUGH THE FLOORBOARDS

Panic hit Wall Street today, as more sellers than buyers showed up for work, with the NASDAQ leading the way lower by 2.0%. Virtually everyone was an extreme loser today, with over 500 stocks down by more than 4%.  Some of the larger losers that stood out were HGG (-16%), AVG (-13%), MTW (-13%) and of course Janet Yellen’s favorite short position YELP fell by 11%.

Most of the people who were buying stocks yesterday sold them today. There wasn’t any grande piece of news, per se. The sell off can be summed up best by a financial blogger called “The Fly” or “Le Fly”, as he’s popularly known in France, saying “The market is the sum total of jackasses divided by assholes for the benefit of jerk offs. I spent my time wisely today, eating corned beef sandwiches and plotting the downfalls of my evil enemies. I’d advise you to do the same, if you knew what was good for you.”

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Amen.

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46 comments

  1. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    at least we closed on the lows….really good stuff.

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  2. Fractal

    Dug out the Money Pit screencap. Nice.

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  3. the pirate

    As a historical fact, there are no ‘palestinian refugees’ because there was never an independent Arab state called ‘palestine’ in the history of the world. The name was made up by Romans after the fall of Judea and referred only to a geographic area (like the Sahara) but not a nation or people. The term is cleverly used by supporters of terrorists like Hamas to delegitimize Israel. Israel is the only independent nation between the Mediterranean Sea and Jordan River for the last 3500 years.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Oh no, please don’t start with the Israel/Palestinian/Roman shit.

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    • jules

      This is so fundamentalist it is scary.

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      • the pirate

        I made no religious argument of any kind, merely a historic and moral one.

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        • jules

          I’m neutral on the situation but claiming isreal has been the only independent state in the Mediterranean for the past 3500 years is retarded.

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          • the pirate

            Did I SAY the Mediterranean? I said BETWEEN the Mediterranean sea and the Jordan river. Learn to read!

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          • jules

            Regardless of my minor logistics error your statement is historically incorrect. Israel has been a state since 1948, you are only off 3400 years. This is not even debatable.

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          • the pirate

            You’re the type of guy who can never admit he’s wrong, aren’t you? Once again you refuse to admit you’re wrong. Israel (historically not just in the Bible) existed under King Solomon, David Herod. Who was Rome fighting in 70 Ad? Fakestinians? Also your claim that I wrote ‘the only independent state in the Mediterranian’ is not a ‘minor logistic mistake, it misconstrues completely what I wrote. I’ll have more respect for you if you can just admit you were wrong and move on.

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          • jules

            Lol I just admitted that I was wrong. Once again your claim that Israel has existed as an independent state for 3500 years is not only historically incorrect it is a borderline crazy. I don’t have to debate you on this, the information is out there. You are a fundamentalist and are everything that is wrong with the world. Your reason defies logic and can not be helped. It’s like saying Mexico has been and independent nation for 2000 years. You need help, seriously. I’m done.

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          • the pirate

            So there was no King
            Herod, no Temple, and
            the 2500 year old wall
            that is still
            standing to this day
            in Jerusalem is not
            ‘really’ there? And
            you say I need help?
            Your arguments are
            absurd.

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          • jules

            Lol there are 2500 year old temples all over the world standing to this day. What is your point?

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          • ictmoneyman

            Vincent, we should have brought shotguns!

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          • smartestone

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          • ictmoneyman

            Vincent, we should have brought the shotguns!

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  4. J Livermore

    Felt like 2008 at some points during this day. Not much else to say.

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  5. bonobo snores

    Didn’t realize this was a political commentary blog, but I’ll just add it was the emperor Hadrian who coined Palestine

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  6. King of all Yaks
    King of all Yaks

    70% of the time, the vast majority of you ham and eggers need to shut up every time.

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  7. bluestar

    Well that was fun.

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  8. jules

    Went long the PPT today.

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  9. TraderCaddy

    And here is a pic of the corned beef samich. Any matzo balled soup with that?
    http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/sarges-new-york-delicatessen-new-york?select=d7U1zq8LxwHaDOtiCTOMbw#OqMbLTSvwhlOMl9fzU5TEg

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    • soupbone

      do not expect to be hungry for at least twelve hours after.

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  10. bushwacker

    thank you…a rather refined musical score to go along with a stupid sell off of everything today.

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  11. And its gone!

    If you would have told me the VIX was going over 17 today, I’d thought we would be down a 1000 dow points… this sell off is a bust

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    • it is showtime

      17? 17??

      You think 17 represents fear and panic?

      (shaking head)

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  12. Jean-Paul

    Le Fly, you have many French fans here too in the Kingdom of Poutine (not Putin), Quebec…

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  13. ironbird

    The screeching monkeys on the teevee have forgot the market is rigged. Again.

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  14. jon v

    The amount of circle jerking going on the Stocktwits TSLA board is disturbing.

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  15. Noni Kavuri

    Jon V, did you buy more LEJU on the dip?

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  16. smartestone

    Market will crash again. very rare for a such a long red candle to not be followed by another one within the next 1-5 days

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    • J Livermore

      “very rare” oh is that right. Based on the in depth statistical analysis you’ve done? I doubt it.

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  17. Bullish

    Today stung just a bit.

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  18. heaterman

    Fly. To your list of current events which will leave us Armageddoned you should add the elephant in the room.
    Ebola virus.
    Two Americans infected with the disease are currently being transported back to US soil for treatment.

    I said; “TWO AMERICANS INFECTED WITH THE EBOLA VIRUS ARE BEING TRANSPORTED BACK TO THE UNITED STATES AS WE SPEAK!”

    My name is Ebola Virus, prepare to die.

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    • it is showtime

      Job of conspiracy followers is skepticism (not alarmism) However yes

      US transport not Really necessary. Just something to note (shrug)

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  19. alf44

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    YO !!!

    Weird Wild Wacky … stuff !!!

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