iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,417 Blog Posts

REMINDER: ALL THE MAMACITAS LOVE A MAN WITH A VERYKOOL

Verykool-RS90

In light of the small pin-action in IFON, I thought I’d take this opportunity to remind you good gents that all of the mamacitas love a man with a VERYKOOL ‘ifon.’

Granted, the stock is 100% retarded and I could probably buy the entire company and turn it into a popsicle stand. Nevertheless, I like their style.

Who ventures down to the Amazon jungle to sell smartphones, based in San Diego?

INFOSONICS, that’s who.

Related: the company will likely report its 4th consecutive profitable quarter. Also, they have begun selling their wares inside of the United Steaks. With no debt and ample cash, it represents and interested niche play, deep from inside of the Amazon jungle.

Disclosure: I own a lot of shares.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

32 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    House music all night long; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaLEpc0lBJU

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. bigl

    Granted, the stock is 100% retarded and I could probably buy the entire company and turn it into a popsicle stand. Nevertheless, I like their style.

    It’s comments like these why I come to this Shithole

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Dr. Fly

      Well, let me be the first to tell you, pal, you’re not welcomed in this shithole (no homo)

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. ff

    waste of money

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Dr. Fly

      Not a waste of money. Do you want to know what is a waste of money?

      Your parents buying you food and clothing. They should have donated you to an orphanage.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. cat

    A little salsa music, Mr. Fly … to go along with the Brazilian jungle stock:
    http://youtu.be/AMT698ArSfQ

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. bruce keller

    This bearish business is for the birds if FB kills it tonight. I’m going hard on biotech tomorrow and some OA picks, hopefully biotech OA picks.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • og

      Looks like lots of people still using FB including me. Shame I only hold it in my IRAs.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. Fractal

    Perhaps they could get a government contract to supply Obamaphones.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. Steak

    Got ANGI’d today.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • heaterman

      The robot caller scripted talking heads from ANGI are literally calling every day advising me to pay the coin to get on their preferred contractor list. Methinks they are desperate and getting ready to soil the bed linens.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  8. Bullish

    I’m wondering if Blue Star would like to scoff at all of those Large Cap Growth managers over their Facebook positions.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  9. bonobo smores

    Very tempted by IFON. Could time to warm up an ‘American’ burrito in the broader sense.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  10. ironbird

    FB going full nerd after earnings. Bean counting super nerds are on the teevee reveling in the glory of FB.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  11. Mach7

    When I was in Munich I noticed that the liquid soap in the shower was called “Tricky Ricky” Dumb as shit name, but I had to try it.

    Ya man…here in Africa those phones are VeryKool man. Verykool. Tis hot too you know?

    Totally agree IFON has balls of steel. Literally tip toeing around to 3rd countries fighting off tsetse flies and angry Mandrills while they carve out a decent little niche for themselves.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  12. bruce keller

    http://online.wsj.com/mdc/public/page/2_3022-mflppg-moneyflow.html

    Anybody know what’s up with that huge bearish SPY block trade EOD?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  13. jersey whale

    My employer has outfitted me with a blacked berry, it is not verykool at all.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  14. drake sucks

    SIR FLY not sure if you follow $KNDI but the Seeking Alpha “analysts” are at it again with their fraudulent hit pieces, this time shortly before close for a quick gain I’m sure to the “author”.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  15. Formergeek

    So nothing to see here, the SEC just voted yes to letting money market funds break the buck, plus they can freeze the funds or charge the heck out of you if you actually try to get “your” money out.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  16. dominator

    The United Steaks–LMAO

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  17. J Livermore

    Le Fly,
    Since you never error, do you receive discounts on the keyboards you purchase due to the lower production cost of those without a “back” button, delete or insert keys?
    Thanks in advance.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  18. clarkevii

    That IFON chart is looking perky

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  19. sia

    Damn Fly, you see ANGI after hours? http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=ANGI

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  20. Dr Fly

    Angi has dispatched me. I am selling it

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
      xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

      Her loss is my win….knew this was coming. Obvious by the pure panic in their tv strategy.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  21. rahagar

    With my FB and IFON abundant profits from today I’ll be buying The Zuck a right proper Xmas card this year. Now GILD needs to kick it up.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • bruce keller

      The Zuck (Big Brother, literally) has IFON interests? Oh Shit!

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  22. bruce keller

    The Fuck has IFON interests? Oh my!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"