iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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It’s Coming

Gentlemen,

I am in possession of a time machine. Whether or not you believe me is immaterial. I am not attempting to merely convince of you this untenable fact: I am telling you what you need to be told.

EXHIBIT A

PPT

 

Oh, look at that. See how the market went up IMMEDIATELY after my algorithms flagged oversold, you stupid shits? Oh, you think it’s an aberration, some sort of parlor trick, a get lucky and duck scheme?

WELL HAVE A LOOK AT THIS!

OS

 

That was my 12 month track record. Well, actually, it was my algorithms’ 12 month track record in The PPT. Isn’t it nice?

Now you’re like Dracula looking in the mirror, trying to fix his fucked up hairdo. But guess what? Dracula cannot see his reflection in the mirror because he’s invisible to it.

I am the mirror and you are the blood sucking vampire with a fucked up hairdo.

Get ready for the melt up.

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12 comments

  1. bruce keller

    Bahaha only in this bizarro market are my AMZN and FB puts AND TNA calls killing all at the same time.

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    • jules

      How are your FB puts ‘killing it’ when the stock has been going straight up the past week?

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  2. john6670

    Ah yes the perishment.

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  3. Trent J

    I do have a pretty fucked up hairdo now that you mention it…

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  4. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly, if any positions are still available, I’d love to take a turn at pulling the lever in the iBC Dick Guillotine….just once…

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  5. RaginCajun

    @the_real_fly is back. Who was that impostor that didn’t curse? Loving the recent work.

    Buying more MVIS for old times sake.

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  6. anton

    How’s my hair?

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  7. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    Ooooh the trash is running. I love it when the trash gets to running.

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  8. Billy Cutting

    Great cover pic. Nothing quite like murder in the town square

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