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A Great Period of Annihilation

May you remember these days for the rest of your lives. Right now is the time to grab the bull by the horns and drive it straight into your enemies chest cavities. For the rest of you, lying in the tall grass, waiting for an opportunity to present itself, I hope to dear God you are struck by lightening–at the hands of Zeus himself. Or perhaps a plague might infect the grass you seek comfort in, exposing you for the asshole that you truly are–leaving you awash in misery.

As for everyone else, pretending to be Montauk Bill Ackman, embarrassing yourselves in short positions: you’re better than that. I am sure your parents paid for your college tuition and prodded you to study hard, to become the best damned professional that you could be. Stop playing games and cover your shorts and join the orgy.

There is a god damned cocaine party breaking out and everyone is invited. Failure to adhere to my warnings will lead to catastrophic losses and personal humiliation.

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13 comments

  1. j livermore

    Snorting huge lines in gate C4 of the Southwest Florida International Airport. FIG !!!!

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    • tradercaddy

      I’m just about to wait in a line to debark on the Amtrak train after a few days of R&R in Savannah.
      BTW the train is a fun way to travel if you aren’t in a hurry or need to be somewhere at a certain time.

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      • jacked rabbit

        On my way in a couple of days to fight bald eagles for fish in northern Wisconsin…

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        • jacked rabbit

          By the way, there’s not way I’m getting rid of my TZA short.

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          • NON Solo

            why didn’t you just go long TNA?

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          • jacked rabbit

            Those 3X ETFs decay over periods of time, so I get the put to offset at least some of the theta burn.

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      • duckkell

        train to NYC thursday..from Upstate…never ridden the rails like a hoed Bo..should be an experience

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        • tradercaddy

          Just remember to pee (if you are a guy) with the sway of the train (but don’t over compensate).
          We had a good time on the rails and am thinking of visiting our daughter in NYC via Amtrak from Florida.

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  2. forgetalpha

    Montauk Bill has officially lost it I think…what an embarrassing presentation. He sounded like he was having a nervous breakdown the entire pitch.

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  3. rahagar

    meh, Ackman loses a couple billion and all his cred, so what. He’s still gonna be super wealthy not give a shit about the people he has stepped on.

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  4. NON Solo

    Any concerns out there about the low volume today?

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  5. punyandy

    Montauk Bill stated his case, yet again, for an Asshat Award. He might be the first member of the Asshat Hall of Fame.

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  6. it is showtime

    on TLT strength

    1. May be high yield exit. shrinking spread may finally ended. JNK has come down
    2. This could be a tiny tiny crack in all this

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