To honour the great successes of the iBankCoin premium services and give back to the people, I’ve enacted policy that will reward annual members of The PPT, 12631 and After Hours with Option Addict with cash prizes. To enter, one must be a ‘Distinguished Gentleman’ of one of our premium services. To join, please email our customer service rep R. Kim at [email protected] to receive a raffle number. If you are a ‘Distonguished Gent’ of more than one service, you shall receive one raffle number per subscription. In other words, triple annual membership gentlemen will have three chances to win a cash prize.
This is how it will work.
On Labour Day we will have a live drawing. I haven’t finalized the mechanics of how it will work. But two winning numbers will be chosen. The first prize will be $1,000. Second prize will be $500. Third prize is you’re fired. Any questions?
If, by chance, you are a lowly piker or gentleman (1 mo, 6 mo duration member) and care to upgrade to an annual subscription, in order to join the contest, please email our customer service rep Richard Kim at [email protected].
Thank you and good day.
Fucking Shit, Update: This is going the opposite of swimmingly. In order to stem the flow of confusion and save my sanity, I’ve decided to assign all annual subs a fucking raffle number and furnish a full list of user name with number this week. As membership ranks swell, throughout the summer, said list will be said fucking updated.
-Management.
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Most excellent Glen Garry reference
I intend to win both 1st & 2nd prizes…
LOL
Odds are forever in your favour
Triple member here. Wonderful news.
3 top hats for you sir
For the lack of anything better to do, I popped into a Barnes and Noble today.
I picked up an Active Trader magazine and inside there was a short interview with some guy from Jersey named Kenny Kline.
He said ibankcoin was one of his favorite sites.
He looked alot like that guy who did the funny trading videos.
Ibankcoin is the favorite site of traders worldwide..
This story seems to beg for credulity. You want me to believe a Barnes & Noble brick and mortar location within driving distance of you remains open for business?
HAR HAR HAR.. I bank coin HAR HAR
Thanks for doing this!
Shooting for 3rd place.
So……bottom line is: as an annually subscribed member of iBC services, all I have to do is kick back. An email with a lottery # (or #’s if multiple annual subscriptions) will arrive on it’s own. Then all I do is wait, watch, and win…? http://youtu.be/ukmv4m8k0XE
Fly – I can’t believe you’re running a lottery to generate revenue. Fucking pathetic. All of your “gentlemen” bullshit and you pull this stunt? Really? You’d be better off explaining to the good people how to better use the PPT so they can realize the potential. Instead, a fucking lottery. Jumped the shark with this one.
BTW, I’m currently a member and would rather see the money spent on updating the site. For God’s sake, release PPT 2.0 and stop fucking around with a lottery.
Chessy
What is your PPT user name? I cannot match your IP address against anything on file.
I am a member.
Proof? You made a comment that XON “keeps going”.
BTW, what’s with the big brother stuff? Checking my IP to see if I’m a member? Nice.
I’ll have you know I won the pull tabs jackpot at the local dsestablishmentarianism last week. YOUR COINES ARE MINE!
edit for improper use of; YOU’RE pronouns are a bitch.
Chessy
Explain to me how this is a negative event for members? Ppt is being updated and this has no effect on the time line.
I thought it would be fun to have a live lottery and reward a few people with a monetary prize. If you win, feel free to donate it towards charity.
You people are UN fucking believable.
No good deed ever goes unpunished.
Yeah because no-chessy companies don’t have lotteries. When was the last time Mercedes, Whole Foods, and your favorite restaurant had a lottery? Its for one thing, to draw in new customers. Because businesses love to give away free money? Whatever.
‘Utah, get me two! ‘ Very kool, Senor Fly. Only in these hallowed halls.
Lol at Chessy’s insolence
Market about to shit the bed?
Cheese… It’s not a fucking charity, it’s a business. Plenty of legit businesses run coupons, discounts, gold cards, drawings and lottos. Of course a business will try to bring in some extra cah from time to time. More cash equals more growth and that makes it easier to improve quality of the business, not harder. I suggest you give the french economy a try if you are looking for charity.