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HAR, HAR, HAR: HAPPY FOURVE OF JURAI

For our great nations birthday, I bought shares of Chinese online retailer LITB, in the hopes that it might dislodge one or two American retailers. I raised funds by selling out of PE, adhering to the strictest money management practices north of Krum Rock.

Now you go have yourselves a great 4th of July. Stay away from those damned fire bombs and be sure to limit yourselves to just three 40 ounces of malted liquor.

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20 comments

  1. matt_bear

    don’t forget the cole’d slaw with the hotted dogs.

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  2. Anton

    And a Happy Fourve of Jurai to da Horse of Frai and his Tabbed Broggers!

    Oh, and to da paikers, too.

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  3. Peter Schiffed his pants
    Peter Schiffed his pants

    Like to get some cracked cookies from B. Hussein

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  4. lplongo

    You phonetic spelling skills are exquisite

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  5. Rosie

    Fly should we re assess balt?

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  6. Afterstream

    Leju had a pretty good close. Looks good for Monday.

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  7. youknowitsme

    Just got my Tesla. Bitch is fast.

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  8. It Is Showtime
    It Is Showtime

    Fly is god

    (er I mean buddha)

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  9. steak

    Loving the Chinese plays around here as of late. Anyone long CYD? It’s a long term (read: 5-10 years) play of mine. I’m 1) anticipating further growth in Chinese equity capital and 2) believe that mandated reductions in sulfur content of gasoline will spark future demand for diesel/nat gas combustion engines.

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  10. steak

    Just bucking the trend here, but:

    Fly, enjoy your [and your families] 4th. Thanks for the recent picks (and rapped music). I’ll be enjoying my 4th via recent ANGI and XON winnings… which were subsequently traded for dry aged portered houses and crafted beers.

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  11. e1tan

    nice. u’r watching ray donovan!!

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  12. Sethster99

    Gold is going to explode to the upside over the weekend.

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    • lookout

      Possible attack on America tomorrow.

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    • I Am Jesse Livermore

      haha, you gold bugs crack me up

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      • sethster99

        About to make more in a day than you have made investing in a lifetime. I have 50% of my portfolio in Novagold.

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        • TraderCaddy

          I am no gold bug and have been short GDX etf as much as long over the years.
          I am not married to gold, but the price action over the last few weeks means something.
          When the metals futures (and spot) open down the gold stocks don’t open down as much as it has in the past few years and then usually they gain strength during the day.
          This shows me a bullish money flow.
          I trade what I see and not what I feel.

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  13. Mr. President

    Begging your pardon, sir, but I am in dire need of a “Fly Guide” to proper 4th of July celebration.

    If you have a moment, of course.

    Here’s hoping you’ll ablige.

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