We all like to eat large rib eye steaks, bone in, heavily salted/lightly peppered. But at $50 per serving, even I draw a line in the sand for the frequency of such occasions. After you add in the cost of a good bottle of Bordeaux, you’re looking at a dinner costing upwards of $200 for a sitting. However, one does not always need to eat the best, dine at the finest steakhouses, to get the protein that his body requires.
ENTER CHOPPED MEAT.
Straight away, I am talking about ANGI. You good folks should have a look at her again. As a wife, ANGI is a poor choice. For one, she’s ugly, a bit fat, and her personality is retarded. But as a mistress, she might serve a purpose. If you’re only interested in quick a rendezvous, ANGI is for you.
Trading at 2x sales, earnings on the rise, revenues growing in excess of 35% per annum, servicing in the home improvement review market, ANGI is cheap on paper. But if you are found with her in public, if people knew you bought her, they’d throw rocks at you. Everyone hates ANGI. She was voted ‘least likely to succeed and get married’ in high school. More than 50% of the shares are sold short. There are reasons for this, none to do with the core fundies of the company. I can tell you, rather emphatically, as a user of ANGI, their business model works. Contractors love it and so do consumers.
I own the stock, with a basis a touch above $13. I don’t have size in the name, as it’s more of a side piece, if anything at all.
For those of you looking for a little side piece (no adultery), ANGI might be the play for you.
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Ha. Nice write up.
I try my best.
Long $ANGI, that’s one hot bitch.
LIES, LIES, about the front page! That Angie is only hot by midwestern diabeetus terms.
slim pickings, we make lemonade
also, these plumbers have been driving around with “find us in (on?) Angie’s List” decals, they know what’s up
Get some!
How can I take offense to a true statement, well said!
LOL at the pic. I bet she has a teacher’s butt.
That’s ANGIE from ANGI
Fly, With an exchange rate in favor of those with USD’s, the Argentinians are having massive sales on meat of every description…. As well as every other product known to mankind. Yew!
Lord know what you are talking about?
ANGI is like a moped. Fun to ride until you’re caught on one
I’m willing to ride that pig around the track a couple times if that’s what it takes. Sometimes you just have to pinch your nose shut and hit the send button.
Many a good man has been fucked over by $ANGI. They get too confident around her and think they rule the roost, mainly because Angie is not blessed in the looks department. Then sooner or later, she lowers the boom and throws them onto the street minus their wallets.
ANGI IS NOT A TRANNY YOU LIAR
Most trannies are better looking than Angie
balls deep on some options here
again with the Alf shit !
Jimmy Two Times was hung up on a meet hook in a freezer truck. It took three days to thaw him out for the autopsy. You couldn’t have picked a better character?
ANGI for the “Tinder Trade.”
Fly, also check out DXPE for insider buying.
From the end of March thru late May, various officers have purchased $315,285 at $65.02-$69.94 after an earning miss where the stock got crushed down from the $105-115 range.
In May of 2013, officers bought $269,083 of stock in the $57-66 range after the stock had corrected from a high of $76.91. The stock then proceeded to double to $115.
It’s currently trading at $75 after bottoming out at $64 in mid May.
Full disclosure I am long.
See your July 4th belongs to China for my comment about insider buying at NES.
Le Fly are you looking at SALE at all here?
She ain’t that bad looking sans the Butthead gummy smile.
However, I’m sure her ass would Sir-Mix-a-Lot proud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo