iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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ATTENTION SHORT SELLERS: It’s Time For You to Die

The market barely budged, yet 90 of the 100 stocks in David Einhorn’s ‘bubble basket’ went nuclear to the upside. I have so many names ready to bust loose, a cornucopia of future winners. It’s ridiculous, really. I am going to post about 10 of them inside of The PPT this evening, as a reward to the initiated, not you bedraggled misfits.

I have a better mind than to waste my time speaking to microbes. But I can’t help myself. I’m addicted, like a garbage man picking through his treasures, or a pharmacist making believe he’s a doctor for all of the elderly women in wheeled chairs.

THIS IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT.

We are going to see a spectacular event in the market, within the week, if not sooner. All of the heavily shorted stocks will ‘harpoon’ higher, nailing those short to the bottom of the ocean floor–with the rocks and clams. All of the people on Twitter, the Wall Street 2.0 crowd, will cease offering financial advice and go back to the slums of Canada to play hockey.

Le Fly will be victorious, triumphant even–amidst great gains and greater violations against international laws of war (extra mustard gas).

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27 comments

  1. the pirate

    Harpoon. Arrrr…

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  2. mhass33

    War about to erupt in the middle east… gold

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  3. Bullish

    You are really pushing the buttons of those pharmacists!

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  4. youknowitsme

    clueless

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  5. gorby

    I love a bargain bin.

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  6. I Am Jesse Livermore

    Squeeze those shorts until their eyes pop out of their pathetic skulls.

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  7. Murph

    Buffonery

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  8. I Am Jesse Livermore

    I am long many shorted squeezers. Death to the shorts!

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  9. Noni Kavuri

    You guys like SGEN and SALE? Both have heavy short % of float. I’m also thinking about initiating an Angie’s List long tomorrow morning as well.

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  10. I Am Jesse Livermore

    Long DANG, JD, NES, ONVO, WUBA, ZU. All heavily shorted except for JD.

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  11. OG

    GPRO. lol

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  12. Good Shepherd

    SUNE = 25% short = OA #2 position by portfolio size

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  13. dragun

    Hope ANGI makes the list. Knee deep in jul calls

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    • woj

      I’m in the same boat dragun. Huge position of mine. ANGI july calls are dirt cheap. 0 expectations in this name.

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      • heaterman

        Had some kind of sales associate from ANGI call me today and ask if I wanted to sign on as a select contractor.
        Told him no thanks. Others in my trade have had very negative experiences with customers dissing them for no reason. In one case, one of the companies had never even been to the house of the person filing the complaint on “The List”.
        So no. Hell no. I will not join your little scam.

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  14. matt_bear

    Fly on the major offensive makes iBC much more enjoyable.

    We shall come full circle when he chops off one of the four horsemen’s heads.

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  15. it is showtime

    I do think ENDGAME is getting close

    Such a joke, Such a facade, Such a mirage. Last few yrs
    They wanted you to think that though. For my ilk, yes to die

    I haven’t. And enjoying knowing that I am short at 1960 s&p
    Whoever this EXCITING UPCOMING MARKET EVENT leaves standing

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  16. TradingMantis

    Pill counter, pretend doctor, 7 figure portfolio owner.

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  17. THEY WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    THEY WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    What is it about Le Fly that attracts the pill rolollers?

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  18. TradingMantis

    Powder + distilled water = antibiotic. Poof! Your child’s infection is no more. $4 please. Yes I can ring up those cigarettes and crown royal as well.

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  19. The Once and Future Rhino
    The Once and Future Rhino

    “or a pharmacist making believe he’s a doctor for all of the elderly women in wheeled chairs.” LOLOLOLOL

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