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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Can You Smell What the Market is Cooking?

It has the distinct smell of ursine. As the masses obsessed over the second coming of World War 2, with USA v Germany soccer action, the market asserted itself, led by a wide pastiche of high beta chinese lottery gambling degenerate stocks, the sort of things one buys for his grandmother–on margin.

Over this period of time, “The Fly’s” winnings have expanded, encroaching on what I like to call “a day of sheer, unadulterated, winshippery.” Now you have every right, as a man and member of the society of humans, to bet against the tape or wallow in a miserable cash position. But I am telling you here and now, as sure as I am sitting on this chesterfield couch typing away: this market is about to wheel in the penis guillotine into the city square for swift and immediate action against enemies of the state.

To be short is the same as being a terrorist and you shall become wardens of the state.

Pay for your sins now and get long, get very long, else face the consequences of your inbred driven actions.

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14 comments

  1. Trent

    This sentence here: his market is about to wheel in the penis guillotine into the city square for swift and immediate action against enemies of the state….

    Just made me a lifetime subscriber.

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  2. jules

    USA!!!!!!!

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  3. THEY WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    THEY WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    Take your short positions, turn them sideways, and shove them up your candy ass!

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  4. the_last_Pumapunkanite
    the_last_Pumapunkanite

    did you take CALLS on GILD for next week?
    they just dropped to .30* for 83’s

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  5. Yinzer

    Trina over Canadian Solar? Why?
    I’ve wanted to like Trina but CSIQ is my booooy!

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  6. matt_bear

    Trina Solar is the court jester.

    First Solar is king. The hand of Zeus himself has reached down thru the clouds to grab my account and lift it up to greatness.

    (in a lot of jan 2015 and august calls)

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  7. lplongo

    you going to walk a mile for a camel or are you going to make like mr chesterfield and satisfy …

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  8. RandomSchmo

    What about wind power? Said no one.

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