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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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THE BLACK FLAG

My sales from yesterday did not hurt me in the least. I speak to you today a victorious man, one who triumphs over the augured skulls of his enemies, as if they were the devil’s children themselves. I admit to harboring an unfiltered, unvarnished, hatred of sorts towards the people who’ve tried, repeatedly, to knock me down. My enemies have stormed the gates thousands of times and have always received the sharper end of my spear. In the end, everyone gets what they deserve.

On this glorious day of our lord, June the 6th, 2014, all of the bears, men of unreasonable countenance, are receiving “The Black Flag” of total annihilation.

This was supposed to be a milquetoast summer. However, it’s turning out to be a rather hot one, if I might be so bold, indeud.

I’d wish you good luck; but you wouldn’t know what to do with it anyway. The only course of action available to you now, oddly enough, is capitulation. The margin clerks are eyeballing your equity levels and notice that your positions are concentrated. Very soon, they will up your requirements, forcing you into liquidation or to ante up cash to fill the gaps–no different from idly tossing bags of money into flaming barrels of garbage.

As for me, a mere servant of the trends, a man with humble beginnings and a magnanimous ending (time machine), I’ve super-sized TEDU, started AEGR and another stock–soon to be announced here, on this very day.

Cash levels have been reduced to 15%. You bitches are gonna learn today.

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14 comments

  1. dubz

    “I’d wish you good luck; but you wouldn’t know what to do with it anyway.”

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  2. Prodigal Son

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvGFhl0Ij0c

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  3. N3GR0D4MU$

    its like a jungle sometimes, you get the message?

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  4. Cascadian

    If the economy goes totally into the dumper the bears still lose.

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  5. matt_bear

    the men of power on this planet. The men with the ability to shoot/kill/imprison/tax you, such as the global banking elite and governments have declared by action that they will force this market up to the bitter end at all costs. Why would you fight it?

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  6. Jennifer

    That AEGR is interesting Fly. Any competing drugs coming out that we need to be con-cerned about?

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  7. The Next New Cat Thing
    The Next New Cat Thing

    >On this glorious day of our lord, June the 6th, 2014

    Seventy years ago today brave men gave their life at Normandy, so we could sit on ass and trade stocks.

    God bless “The Boys of Pointe du Hoc”
    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2014/06/06/the_boys_of_pointe_du_hoc_96877.html

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  8. matt_bear

    nice win on ANGI.

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  9. barpredator

    > On this glorious day of our lord

    It’s spelled “lourde”.

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  10. jersey whale

    Indeud

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  11. bonobo smores

    An impeccable hat, suh.

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  12. Todd Powers

    The Black Flag….fighting is easier this way. Give no quarter, take no quarter!

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