Today’s jobs numbers have taken the crescent away from his moon, the hammer from his sickle and his pipe from his nuts. In what appears to be a sick gag played upon the American bear, CNBC continues to trod a 1950’s styled Rickard Santelli to his death-march, in a very Groundhogs day manner. Each and every day Rickard goes on the television set and makes outrageous claims and predictions–all pointing to sharply lower stock prices. When stocks do go lower, if even for a single day, his spirits are elevated and he screams at anyone who gets in his way, sort of like a rabid pitted bull stoked on gunpowder.
Following this morning’s better-than-expected jobs report, Rickard told his co-host, Steve “the liar” Liesman to “go back to Russia where you belong”, a play on words no doubt, as Steve used to reside in the democratic state as something of a media titan.
S&P futures are higher. The stock market looks to make fresh gains, all the while defecating onto the face of a certain Rickard Santelli.
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WHAT’S THAT RICK? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY PORT RIPPING DICKS
RICK: “NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP…”
99% of the CNBC pundits(clown santelli included) should go back to russia.
Put em in da box!
I listen to nothing but recordings of Jim Glassman now. I even have them piped into my office.