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I see gold is down a little bit this morning– and all of a sudden– the misanthropic booze hounds take to twitter to make fun of gold stocks. Are you people really this stupid or are you simply trying to be a caricature of the modern day neanderthal American? You do realize that gold stocks are up 25% year to date, right?

Part of my problem is that I listen to the bedraggled microbes infecting my sphere, with all of their “keen insight.” No offense, but most of you are obsequious sub mental trend followers, unable to concoct an original thought if your pathetic lives depended on it. Here I am, spending inordinate amounts of my time, which by the way is worth an obscene amount of money in the real world (cue predictable ‘you work out of your mother’s basement’ banter), at the expense of my business. It makes no sense, whatsoever. Then again, I’ve never been one to sacrifice myself at the altar of capitalism, whoring ethics for capital. This isn’t about money; it never was about coin. This is about purpose.

I get these mental midgets approaching me on Twitter or Stocktwits, 3 weeks into this business, trying to offer me advice. The moronic design of the market assures that everyone is considered a genius at one point or another, thereby assuring that these vulgar vagrants will continue to approach me with even more stock market tips and get rich schemes. You do realize this is all nonsense, right? Everyone is running one way, while a select few run the other way–taking all of your money. The market was designed to bankrupt servile cretins, while aggrandizing those with power.

My biggest mistake, ever, was allowing myself to be herded with the sheep. Never again.

I’d like to give you people some early morning predictions, but the S&P futures have been flat for about 90 days straight now. It’s an amazing display of incompetence on behalf of the helots who trade the pre-market futures. Talk about waste of oxygen.

Here’s what you need to know:

Don’t bet on any retailer–because Americans are unpredictable obese monsters. At any given moment, your typical American will stop shopping at TGT in favor for WMT. Just when you thought HD was the place to be, LOW enjoys market share gains. This morning DKS missed earnings, blaming it on rednecks sitting at home, drinking out of budweiser cans, instead of hunting. The nonsense will go on and on and on if you let it.

I am sure there is something worth buying today. Maybe one of those stocks that just dropped by 60%, OVER THE PAST MONTH, will become attractive enough today, and today only, for a select few people to trade successfully. All I know is that I am not overweighting any one sector or stock, subjugating myself to this market that appears to be wired with explosives–until the tone and tenor changes. And that’s all.

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