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Old Man Flow

SPLK is getting murdered. But look at my GSK, about to go ex-divvy, paying a 5%+ dividend. How about PG, ACE, MSFT, KMB? There are a myriad of mega cap dividend paying stocks that you can buy now, bank a little coin, preserve capital, while you wait for those devils to get off the mat.

My last high beta stock of decent size left is IFON. But they just reported their 3rd consecutive profitable quarter in a row, selling their “iFON’s” to unsuspecting people, indigenous to the equator. People down there are very happy to buy a “very kool” phone and are doing so in droves. Sales are +49% year over year. You’re telling me this company isn’t even worth 50 million? PFfffffffft.

I’m up 0.7% today, olde man flow, demonstrating the patience of an elephant, sitting on elephantine losses. I’m just a real guy with some BIG ASS LOSSES (BALs).

 

 

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7 comments

  1. mojo

    Have you started writing your book yet?

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  2. acehood1

    there’s always a 3x etf trending up. India this week, for instance. INDL

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  3. UncleBuccs

    If you’re sending out a subliminal message via Rooster Cogburn’s eye patch, it wasn’t lost on me..

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  4. jdf

    At least your loyal heard of sycophants are still here.

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  5. dchanko

    IFON does not sell outside the USA, people on the equator are perfectly happy with the phones from Xiaomi.

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