iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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A Late Night Declaration

Everything has been bought and paid for with the blood of the canaille–the nelipots running about the city in search of degeneracy. All of these lavish pension funds are commingled assets of the vagrant population (firemen, cops, paramedics, pharmacists etc), yet they don’t seem to have a voice in how this game plays out. On one hand, I want to drive African Spears through the chest cavities of those in charge, the power brokers–always jockeying for a reason to send my son to Asia for war. On the other, I despise the OTB crowd, the government grilled cheese sandwich eateries where I am sure much of the ‘reading class’ of this site is all too familiar with.

This blogging experiment turned into a business by accident. I never intended to do this all the time–only for sport and full chested laughs. But as time moved on and I got to see what you people were subjected to out there, I knew it was my birthright to lay claim to the financial blogosphere, much like the african race monopolizes sickle cell anemia.

Many of you throw your hands in the air in protest because my words offend your effeminate sensibilities. I invite you to man up and to put half the effort that you dedicate towards me, towards your business.

When someone says to you: “Hello, how are you today?” Do you replay: “I am doing well, thanks. And you?” Or do you lazily retort “Good thanks?”

Think of all the things that men do to destroy their lives. They chase women, drugs and dreams down the toilet bowl, into a sewer filled with hungry alligators. I see the worst in people here, but also the best–a grande pastiche of civilization at my finger tips.

I am not required to blog about stocks each and every post. If I was forced to do so, I’d quit. I see the comments section has quieted down a bit, ever since I stopped hemorrhaging part of last year’s gains. If a new reader was to listen to what many of you have said about me in the comments, they’d think I never made a cent in this market. The relevant facts will always be irrelevant to the reading class. That’s just how blogging goes.

A great pox and shame will strike all of your houses before the year this through. A brontide of winship approaches in the not-so-distant future. I hope you stick around to see it.

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38 comments

  1. helicopter ben
    helicopter ben

    You’re that GOAT blogger

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  2. Bullish

    Fly, you’ve been teasing me with PPT 2.0 since I first joined… could you please release it before I reach 47.5? By the way, it looks very nice.

    Oh yeah one more thing, in memory of my old friend Po Pimp… ALL TIME HIGHS! We got those BITCHEZ!

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    • Dr. Fly

      Jeremy is in charge of tech. I slow him down a lot by adding new features. This is probably the 5th time he’s made PPT; you’ve only seen one.

      He’s getting exceedingly good at it.

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      • Bullish

        The sixth iteration will be “the one”.

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      • alf44

        .

        … Sorry, really not seein’ any reason for the “sickle cell” analogy !

        You’re a better “wordsmith” than that !

        —-

        COME ON MAN !!!

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        • sloop

          Lighten up Pops, I It was only an analogy

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        • sloop

          I’m Italian You can call me a WOP if it makes you feel better.

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        • Dr. Fly

          There’s nothing racist about the truth!

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          • alf44

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            … never said “racist” !!!

            NEVER !!!

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            It was a VERY poor attempt at an “analogy” … and, you’re a better wordsmith than that !!!

            THAT was my “point” !!!

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          • dmg1

            I found it quite funny.

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    • it is showtime
      it is showtime

      Almost feel more emboldened by your “Dows&p” high continuation

      Aftermath of minitech bubble and lagging sectors still there

      Semis getting lower highs, big bank financials under MAs!

      Explain index all time highs with dwindling new-high total! Divergence!

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  3. dewey dortmunder
    dewey dortmunder

    As a likely Brit, I doubt you like hockey but the New York Rangers repping the local “haves” just buggered the Pittsburgh Hoi Polloi in game seven of their series. I have faith in your return to green, flyster. Perhaps even by Boxing Day.

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  4. halfbloodpope

    Pharmacists don’t have pensions.

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  5. Mr. Partridge

    I think you get less comments because traders are tired at this point, bulls and bears + you banned all of the psychopaths, 1/3 of the comments before were from them.

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    • alf44

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      … actually, I think it’s MORE a matter of the realization by MANY that …

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      The Emporer Has No Clothes !!!

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      There is an instructive lesson being played out here with Fly’s recent travails !!! IMO

      An allegory …

      A parable …

      A teachable moment !!!

      —–

      It’s practically “Shakespearean” !!!

      .

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      • alf44

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        “Out Out … Damn Splunk” !!!

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      • alf44

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        …just saw latest post from “BlueStar” …

        Swear on a stack of pancakes I NEVER saw the “Emperor” reference !!!

        CRAZY !!!

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  6. Narredwhal

    Halfbloodpope: unless they work for the government, or big pharma.

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  7. pouncencapture

    Even though I believe I have a relatively large vocabulary, I dig how I keep seeing new words (most of them genuine) in your posts. Brontide is another cool one. What in tarnation is a “nelipot,” however? I can’t find that one.

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  8. ho_chi_min

    but also the best–a grande pastiche of civilization at my finger tips.

    you must be shrooming

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  9. alf44

    .

    Clay Akin …

    … former American Idol runner-up runs for Congress !

    Clay Akin opponent falls and subsequently dies from injuries sustained in the fall !!

    Clay Akin, former American Idol runner-up WINS primary election !

    —–

    You can’t make this shit up, people !!!

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  10. sloop

    I’m just thinking that Akin’s gayness might have caused his opponent slip and fall and die.

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  11. sloop

    I guess if politics don’t work out for him he can always join the NFL..

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  12. chedda

    “I knew it was my birthright to lay claim to the financial blogosphere, much like the african race monopolizes sickle cell anemia”

    Neither Twain nor Hemingway could have written it any better. An instant masterpiece.

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  13. juice

    “…much like the african race monopolizes sickle cell anemia.” (extra Donald Sterling!)

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  14. jimbajuice

    Thank you for “nelipots”.

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