How wonderful. All of my stocks are +5% for the day, exing out their horrendous morning openings of course.
Look, I’ll shoot though my list of winners.
FEYE +3%
WDAY +4.5%
DATA +6%
YELP +4%
Do not become jealous, small pleb from middle earth, of my splendid ways. It’s not everyday that you come across a man, such as myself, who partakes in such daily stock market winnings.
The NASDAQS are putting in a nice showing this morning, +30 points from the lows. All of my friends and colleagues are making a great deal of money today. I have some good friends who are long NOW and are delighted with today’s +6% show, again exing out the most unfortunate opening tick.
My advice to you is to relax, sit back, and enjoy the programme.
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04/24/14 @ 10:39am The Fly has finally lost it.
+1
#unhinged
Or maybe he was writing from the future?!?!
hang in there FLY. Growth will turn up soon.
But it is up
For those in the Momos. “It was a stone groove my man” but the party is over.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RakycOpICWs
Is this a Quadruple Blue Blazer?
what’s funny is people had to double check after reading this…
eek
Glass half full indeed…of broken glass.
Good one, Fly.
You just had everybody look at their monitor again all at one time.
Regardless, we end up strong.
Financials and chips holding thy own.
Are you sure about your numbers?
He bought the dip this morning, champ.
love the positive thinking! atta boy
Are you looking at your charts while standing on your head?
I guess down is the new up…
Timing is everything if u can’t be part of the rigging class
Are you speaking to us from the future?…or were you short?
He was short all along. What a genious!
I knew you were short this whole time. Trust no one.
Fly’s therapist told him to start thinking
like George Costanza in an Alice In Wonderland world.
Like the Little Engine that could-“I-think-I-can”.
It’s the Summer of Fly!
Worked for Costanza so I guess it will work for Fly.
Fly is probably sitting in his pajamas now relaxing in his Lazy Boy watching reruns of Gomer Pyle.
Life is great.
uh, worked for him? He ended up in the hospital being told he might not walk again. It was supposed to be the summer of George.
I bet George is absolutely tearing this market up. He was probably a gold bug.
True, I forgot, but, he did get a nice severance package from the Yankees.
Now THAT I could use! I’m having the summer of George without the severance right now.
Excellent! Lucky me!
Look at them gains! All kindzzzzz..!
From now on I’ll check my stock quotes on Fly’s blog!
Fly is GOD !!!
POMO over, short the rip.
…market rallies… and the comments fade….
Funny stuff.
Oh come on Trader. That was quite an open. I hope you are long. That’s where I am.
Went long Rydex 2x S&P and Rydex 2x Naz. (@ 10:30) – due to watching both the chips and financials as they didn’t go down when the rest of market kept tanking. A sign of strength for later.
After I come back from a bike ride I will close them out and do it all again tomorrow.
Right on. Enjoy the sun!
No sell off til Alibaba. No sell off til Alibaba. Grandma busy baking cookies on the buy button.
I think Fly and I will both be really happy EOD.
shut up homo.
+1
+2
portfolio of garbage stocks is up – congrats. now, you;re only down 18% ytd
feye was just going to fill the gap (imo) now she can do 2 things , regardless of the timeframe 1.lateral and up 2.up
what is it with all of you fucktards and FEYE? Also STupid, it can go down more. Dummies like you have been saying up and up for months. There are 10,000 other stocks to chose from that arent down 99% from their highs. The fact that this business has idiots like this clamoring for attention makes me want to become a garabageman.
+1
Selling finally subsides…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9yBOE0V4P4
this market action comfirms its sickliness. these fake moves up should be used to sell into
what about their fake moves down? pov?
I bought a FEYE June call just for you Fly.
Please stab yourself in the face w a hot butter knife.
FEYE up 3%? how does that work? You are long from 15 pts ago….
he covered his short and went long earlier today on the dip. Have you not been keeping up with the trades?
no reason the market should be even close to green. AAPL??? so tim cook can now divide by 7 and issue debt to financially engineer buybacks and dividends?
You are one funny guy
Europe closes – let the selling resume
Congrats to all on YELP comeback
Congrats to anyone that bought the momo dips this morning.
Some of you have zero humor bones
It was so cute last night when everybody was all warm and fuzzy
DATA down Are you DELUSIONAL Fly? As of noon:
DATA 60.87 DOWN 2.46 for the day;
FEYE 44.67 DOWN 2.09 for the day;
WDAY 72.31 DOWN 4.33 for the day and
YELP 63.56 DOWN 0.94 for the day.
Looks to me like you are DOWN 4% or 5% for the day!
He was making a joke numbnuts
It doesnt look like a joke when he cites specific percentages UP for each of those stocks.
OMG
It’s not funny when you have to explain the joke, jeez you idiot.
I am citing real percentages off the lows. Are you people that dense?
You saud UP FOR THE DAY! Not “from the lows”.
You are losing your ASS today, Fly. Admit it.
OMG
Sarcasm is some times hard to portray through message boards and emails. I don’t like the weakness in YELP. I’m still going to hold through their earnings next week. Everyone else has crushed, why not them too?
Lot of them have crushed but gone no where. Its the not news, but rather the reaction to the news.
I think you might be on to something. Maybe Fly is down on these trades. Im going to have to go and see if its been mentioned before. I doubt it though. He is very quiet about his performance.
+1
The real Gary Kaultbaum actually lives within 5 minutes from my house.
What is your IQ? I am guessing, since you are unable to sense obvious sarcasm, around 55.
terrible comment. haven’t you ever known a mentally handicapped person?
OH you are handicapped. I understand your comments better now. If I t y p e s l o w e r w I l l t h a t h e l p y o u ?
you are a jerk
Sorry, but t h a t w a s t o o f u n n y.
I am taking my meds now…there are a few of you who should consider a visit to a shrink
I WILL NOT ADMIT IT.
I AM UP 5% FOR THE DAY. LOOK AT MY STOCKS, MOTHER, THEY ARE ALL HIGHER (obscene, shrieking laughter, as Le Fly vanishes into thin air).
Are you a blood relative of Dick Cheney?
haha, and he brings up the devil himself. Maybe Rumsfeld?
Fly – do yourself and your imaginary clients a favor: buy some NUGT for a ride to $55+ within a month
should never hold the doubles and triples overnight. They go down over time and are just day trading vehicles. better do gdx
I get all that…in a chop market. not a trending market. consider it like an option with far less time decay.
+1
I just spoke to my one imaginary client and he said he wasn’t there.
now I believe you’re a true pro – taking lumps with humor.
all those stocks that Fly just listed are down still. hahaha. wtf is he talking about