iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I Hope You Live Forever

I feel like I need torches of fire around these parts just to write a blog. I have to back down these dogs, subhuman monsters, on a minute by minute basis, with the chards from broken bottles and lash them with the ends of my belt buckles. When I told you about my “many enemies” I am sure you said to yourself “surely he jests.” After leaving the gates open, allowing the prisoners of the iBankCoin dungeons roam freely, you now see that I was not exaggerating.

Multiple positive bullets points are hitting my screen this morning, from price target increase for GOOG at Credit Suisse, to a GE/PEP/GS and MS beat to a massive beat for CMG, effectively shoving all of the Einhorns back into their burritos pressers.

This is day 4 of the recovery. I expect nothing less than an all-out rout to neutralize the idea that any measurable pullback is cause for alarm and crash-worthy. These monsters will all be put back into their rightful places, the dungeons, in due time.

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25 comments

  1. alf44

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    Are you wearing a cup for today’s lively debate ?

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    • The Fly

      Yes, thanks.

      I’ve prepared to defend just about anything I say or do with every cell in my body.

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  2. Noni Kavuri

    Fly, you plan on buying more of your current positions into the long weekend or plan on holding steady?

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    • The Fly

      Noni

      I’ve actually come up with a plan. I might not do anything today. I will discuss later.

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    • Jeremy

      Is Noni your real name or you just picked it to post on the site? Do you know what it means in Indian?

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      • THEY WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
        THEY WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

        As in Hindi?

        As an aside, India is a filthy country.

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  3. Johnrotten

    I hope Jermey and Teddard finally get caught raping their Mothers and go to prison forever.

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  4. Ty

    Are you a buyer of GOOG/GOOGL for the “old man” portfolio here?

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    • The Fly

      If I wanted to buy one of two tech stocks, goog would be right up there

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  5. The Real Muppet

    Fly’s gonna knock you bear shitters out.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg

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  6. Bear

    Fly, would u admit before the drawdown and before u allowed my friends and i to roam the halls once again, the comments section was getting pretty weak and now it is the best and most lively that it has been in the last two years (outside of one instances, when the devil disappeared)

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    • The Fly

      Bear

      I am enjoying them. I might just keep it like this forever.

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    • alf44

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      … by “lively” … I assume you mean something similar to the Yahoo message boards ?

      Not sure that’s what the Comments Section was ever intended to be ! IMO

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  7. Jeremy

    Feye must go up today, or get ready for mass suicides

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  8. TraderCaddy

    This rapper was so distraught by his market position that he did Fly’s guillotine schtick to his manhood.
    Funny that his last name is Johnson.
    http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/20140417_Cock_a_doodle_don_t_-_rapper_cuts_off_penis.html

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  9. Noni Kavuri

    Futures strong to the upside.

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  10. The Fly

    Splunk upgraded to Buy from Outperform at Credit Agricole; tgt $80 (64.77)

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  11. No One

    If Credit Agricole says so it must be true. Buy Buy Buy Buy

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  12. alf44

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    To the FAZcave, Robin … and fire up the FAZmobile !

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