I bet you’d expect to come here and see “The Fly” bragging about his barking dogs. Well, you’d be wrong. This is a new Fly, one who doesn’t brag over barking dogs, or any dog for that matter. Men of distinguished honour know to keep quiet and to not jinx when fortune smiles upon them. I’d be the first to tell you how awfully wrong I’ve been here, over the past 6 weeks. I hope that doesn’t take away from the fact that I’ve navigated these waters, live on the internet, almost flawlessly, since 2007.
I am always going to have enemies. A great many of you gorillas will throw feces at me, no matter what–misfit malcontents who’d burn the planet to a cinder if given the chance. It’s the nature of man to commit sins, which is why I carry a knife at all times, to better stab those people in the faces, should I find it necessary.
I RESERVE THE RIGHTS TO BAN ALL OF YOU FROM THIS VENUE. However, instead of doing that, gracefully, I’ve let you partake in a bit of “chin-wagging” at the site, so that we all might benefit from the humor. If one cannot cry, then he must laugh. It is law and it is written.
So, I hope to recover some of my losses today. I have a very long road to travel. And, I am mindful of the fact that it will take an absolutely epic sequence of events to save my 2014 from being a disaster. Nonetheless, you ought to heed my advice when I say “be humble” and to “shut your jaws” when the market is speaking. At some point or another, it makes us all look like jackasses.
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I trust you will provide the distinguished member of the PPT a roadmap as to your plans for recovery in that we may all partake of your calculator brain?
punted the yelp on pop, nice move
Tsla is still so weak.
i don’t get why anyone would bet against Elon Musk. In the history of the world 4 people have put a rocket successfully into outer space…The United States, Russia, China, and Elon Musk.
The discussion is over. He’s a greater man than all of us combined.
A lot of people hate Musk. Not really sure why.
I think you’re convoluting concepts. Shorts aren’t betting against Elon Musk. They’re betting against longs.
Traders have priced the company so that Elon Musk can succeed but the stock can still fail.
+1
elon musk is south african
You sir are a real man. Up or down you handle yourself with class. Keep it up.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxj1zo_ric-flair-real-men-stay-up_sport
Crazy market the momentum names are looking weak after a strong open. Where does this day take us?
@Matt_Bear … Good point
No, its a horrible point.
The best Holmes by far.
+1.
I think the new fella on BBC deviates too far from Sherlock’s spirit.
Entertaining he is, but not Holmes. The same can be said of Downey’s Holmes.
The market is one winding road.I hold $OESX and from purchase had doubled in value and then it plunged.Today
up 14 % -why who knows.This business
is hard and soul destroying and always
have a second and third source of income
Who ever does not see the big shift in sentiment in beta and not lowering their performance expectations on them going forward just isn’t looking hard enough
brag about what? yelp if your only momo name up on the day…..everything else either down or flat
So Alibaba about to file for IPO within a week or so, just shy of $20bn, so surely some raising cash in the dear momo’s for this one and should be a nice, or not, catalyst for the sector…
Good point. Techs sold off a lot into Fb deal, and ripped the day of deal. Could get similar trade this time
MEANWHILE….SMART MONEY CONTINUES TO DUMP THE OVER-BLOATED PIDS (SEE YELP) ON EVERY OPPORTUNITY…BWAHAHAHAHA!!
YELP gaps up big…touching a hats hair from $67 then promptly tanks…trading near days lows at $64 now. It’s called SMART MONEY, Fly…and you ain’t part of that!! Ya should have sold YELP short at that tasty resistance level of $67.00 this morning when you had the chance. That was a very nice gift! Enjoy your day.
You think the “smart money” is selling at these levels (YELP down 40 points from highs) ..?!? argh….
“PIGS” 🙂
Bear…you are correct. Fly had his party hat on and was dancing on top of the tables 10 minutes after the opening bell because YELP got a phony “upgrade” to spike it’s price so they could DUMP. Fly was so happy…giddy even, when he saw that morning spike.
……the the smart money stepped in. Now Fly has taken off his party hat and is once again shaking his head in utter frustration.
Gonna be a tough summer, this one. Will be hot inside, and hot under the collar. What to do, what to do.
Must admit I too am laughing at this morning’s yelp action. Le Fly can’t seem to catch a break and has absolutely nothing to “brag” about now that those yelp gains quickly imploded. Shhhhhh you can hear a pin drop now if you listen close enough.
His YELP is YELPING for help!!!!!!! LMAO
I was too slow to the draw this morning after I saw the textbook upgrade on yelp. Wanted to buy June puts as it spiked above 66 but was too slow. Now I get to watch it selloff without me. No fun.
market going nowhere you need to get rid of positions Fly.
The way some of you nasty people post, I swear I can see the thumbs in your ears, the fingers waggling and the ‘na na na.. na na’s exiting your big mouths. I haven’t seen any of your track records. Yet one big fail from the guy with the good track record and you jump. And the year aint over yet…
At the moment he began his finger wagging, YELP took was taking its place on the toilet with a magazine. Then it promptly took a giant dump! You can’t make this stuff up!
Momentum names getting crushed while all the indices are up. This sux
simply poking fun at the obsequious nature of everyone that posts on here
You fools are too funny. Bashing Fly because YELP just got flushed after the gap up. He probably shorted the shit out of it on the gap. Get a clue. He is much smarter than you.
Haha. U really think he shorted the gap? Get real
If it were the normal Fly, I’d believe it, but it seems like this Fly recently has been uncharacteristically dogmatic and stuck with his positions for no obvious reason, so no, I don’t think he shorted anything. He might’ve bought more, in fact.
the ol time machine needs repair
Too bad Fly only has a bullish slant – this market is sick and going down
Look at all these assholes hating on YELP. Hilarious.
Admittedly slim,but not impossible that YELP reports positive quarter in 2 weeks
Why do you think Yelp will miss 1st Q earnings? Besides the frivolous lawsuit from some carpet cleaning business because they don’t like negative reviews, Yelp has been a fantastic company.
Not miss…Positive in that they actually breakeven or make a penny a share…Current estimates is YELP loses -.05 a share
The amazing thing about the World Wide Web is that a person can create any persona and be whatever they want to be. The astounding thing is that so many choose to be stupid.
FEYE is just so terrible and hes added at least 5-6 times on the way down, that thing will be at $38 before earnings…..yelp might be ok but splk is a $30 stock and wday is a $50 stock
I am befuddled by the fact that someone is being taken to task over a position that is up 2% today. Anxious for the days of commenter bans to return.
Anybody putting posts considered “kicking a man when hes down.” There will be a free counseling class after hours and we can discuss if your father leaving your mom for your uncle (mom’s brother) and in turn your mom leaving you to freely indulge in her meth addiction in the middle of the night before your first night of kindergarten had any effect on your character later in life
Prediction: GOOG clears 600 tomorrow
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… stopped out of the “FAZmobile” on the gap down this morning … small loss !
SIGH !
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How in the world anyone’s situation in life is going to be made any better by slinging mud at a seasoned veteran like Mr. Fly is beyond me. Win, lose, or draw, he’s a gold mine of experience and wisdom. My opinion, anyway.
Bears poleaxed! How many times have we seen this.
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… not really seeing “poleaxed” !
But, whatever …
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At least 40 points off the lows in the S&P is a poleaxing.
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… and still over 40 points off the recent S&P HIGH !
So, I guess the “pole ax” swings both ways !
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“And consider that you cannot make progress without throwbacks and that in your search for the truth and when following it you will keep falling, because making errors is unavoidable when learning and therefore you must become more and more attentive and heedful during your learning process; but with every throwback and fall you must rise again until you reach the security that keeps you from throwbacks and falls; that is the way which you as human beings must go, and upon which you must not be faint-hearted and must not be wailing and not be complaining, but instead you shall always newly and freshly turn towards the endeavour; and if you do that, then the moment will unexpectedly come when you suffer no more throwbacks and you no longer have to fear them, because you will have amply taken in everything that you have learned and because you amply follow the laws of the universe, of the nature, of the Creation itself and its recommendations thereof, in order that you may be successful”
engrish prease
practice makes perfect, son … that is if one learns from their mistakes
Splk, wday, and feye all red again !! I am glad i only have yelp ! LOL