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EMERGENCY ALERT: AFRICAN TRIBAL MASK MODE INITIATED

This carnage was too much for “The Fly” to bear. Therefore, he had no choice, whatsoever, than to break the glass in which this fine African Tribal mask was hidden, for the purposes of wearing it while trading.

I repeat: THE AFRICAN MASK MODE HAS BEEN INITIATED. The last time this happened, heinous things happened to short sellers.

Off to consult with my Voodoo physician.

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43 comments

  1. tristero

    OMG

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  2. Cascadian

    Bot the TWTR icicle this morning.

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  3. ecchymosis

    Let me know if that doesn’t work – I’ll unleash the ultra potent ‘Hipper Dipper”

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  4. haypenny

    What’s your stop loss for $FEYE I’m going down too. Holding? Things don’t seem bright at all.

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  5. The Pirate

    Uga buga, Go go go go! Uga buga!

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  6. flyaway18

    Sitting in a meeting trying not to laugh because you are hilarious. Just love you young man.

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  7. The Fly

    Whipsaw

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  8. TheHarper

    General Ripper says its a communist plot, since they have no souls.

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  9. UncleBuccs

    Truly thought last night’s sacrifice at the shrine would turn things around. Hopefully the mask does it, for the sake of the financial world…

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  10. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Yelp closes at 64

    Book it

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  11. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Pardon my idiocy

    74

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  12. The Fly

    Textbook flush out underway at yelp

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  13. J Livermore

    Go FLY !!!!

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  14. J Livermore

    Curse you Sheryl Sandberg and every share you sell.

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  15. Hideous fibs

    Re: Text book Flush out, bought too soon

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  16. flyaway18

    Commodity ETFs working, FCG, JO and my LULU although I think their prices are outrageous.

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  17. flyaway18

    Bought ISIS small today, talk about whipsaw, it went up $3 earlier this week then gave it all back. It’s treacherous out there.

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    • Mr. Partridge

      Do me a favor and stay the fuck out of stocks partner.

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  18. matt_bear

    First Solar.

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  19. haypenny

    Are a majority of people here shorters? Any long term warren buffet like investors here?

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  20. illuminati

    Its not working. Perhaps human sacrifice is required to appease the stockgods.

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  21. DirkD

    Busting out Jobu for ya @Fly. http://www.walkoffwalk.com/cinema.majorleague.jobosmoking.jpg

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  22. its all going to zero
    its all going to zero

    what goes up…. must come down…. and we are going down.

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  23. THE_WOLF

    go away in apr, stay away in may
    seasonality’s a bitch from hell with snakes for hair

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  24. Cascadian

    African art and cultural artifacts is a fantastic investment.

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  25. surplusdroids

    Contribootin.
    Zulu WAR CHANTS.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODM1RJe4FvQ

    God speed.

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  26. Bart Smith

    YELP boinked its 200DMA maybe you have a chance there???

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  27. Bart Smith

    Alright bought 2000 yelp for a trade.

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