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Dress those Windows!

Just to keep you good folks appraised as to my current tea versus coffee situation, I am presently consuming 200% more coffee than tea, always black and never with any sugar. Today is my last day of bulking, which has netted a gain of 17 lbs, most of which is rock solid muscle. I intend to cut until July, shedding approximately 8 lbs in the process.

Now that I got that out of the way, we can discuss business.

The retarded Joe Kernen almost made me spit out my hot coffee this morning, due to his pornographic/adolescent mind. So I am driving my little ones to school and this bozo asked Arriana (sp?) Huffington about “downward doggiestyle.” If I was listening to Howard Stern, I could expect to hear that sort of stupidity. But I shouldn’t have to hear that when listening to CNBC.

Futures are way up this morning, as investors feel somewhat enthused about Russia not attacking The Ukraine.

I’m looking at WATT scream higher, which is unusual for a stock that is just 1 day old. Then again, MDB brought them public, so anything goes. CLIR should run with it. WATT claims to produce “wireless” electricity. Wow. I am guessing it has something to do with magnets.

I will not be reading Michael Lewis’ new book, as I don’t care, whatsoever, about HFT’s. It’s old news and I have more important things to read, such as Einstein’s biography.

God willing we will slay the polar bear today, dance on its grave and use its dead head as a hat. Before I count my blessings, I want to see them.

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9 comments

  1. razorsedge

    black coffee 4 me also. its 58 here now…brrrr. long sleeve shorts are in order.

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  2. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    I like your odds today…lots of people have lots of good reasons to see a decent close to the quarter. Can’t be showing a negative quarter on those statements!

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  3. TheHarper

    I recently read an Einstein biography. Now theres a true gentleman and a scholar.

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  4. The Pirate

    Faux paux aside, Kernen is one of the few good guys on CNBC. If you want to call out one of the worst people on CNBC, I would suggest the extremist leftist John Harwood, who always pretends to be ‘objective’ in his ‘reporting’.

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  5. byhiselo

    The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don’t do anything about it…Alberto Einsteino

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  6. The Fly

    Tell me you don’t feel bad for Sorkin for having to deal with Joe?

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    • Bullish

      Joe is a complete jackass. Which is why I prefer to watch Bloomberg, where every news story doesn’t need to be followed by stupid laughter and jokes by all the wanna be celebrity news anchors.

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