iBankCoin

A little Uncertainty and HERE COMES THE PANIC

Now that we’ve established the margin clerks are in charge, people are confused. I see the talking heads on my television recalling 2011, 2008 and even 2000. They cite PE similarities between now, and of course 1929. All of this theatre, this song and pony show, is a prerequisite to find a market bottom.

The next phase of this market will be to establish, as fact, that we cannot go higher, as it is physically impossible, before getting a “final flush.” Cramer is sure to come on the television and request one for his buddies who are short WDAY.

“We need a final flush. We need a final flush. We need a final flush.”

We need it, so that we can buy cheaper stocks, only to run them back up to all-time highs again. In a sane world, people would dismiss such frantic cat calls as “foolish” or even “manipulative.” I won’t drive this point into the ground anymore, as the market has always been this way and will continue to be this way for as long as it trades.

Just make sure you have enough staying power, which means NO MARGIN and a lot of patience, in order to wade through the mud.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

40 comments

  1. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    We have not had a really proper big down day in my short memory…..people forget what blood really even looks like.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • ironbird

      The SPY looks almost exactly like it did before the tank in Jan. Whatever that was could come back. The fuckery tho. Skeptical it happens before the end of the quarter if at all.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. fractal

    Demonstrating reckless avarice, I’m long YELP here.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • xxxhuggiebearxxx
      xxxhuggiebearxxx

      Yelp could bottom at $25

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • fractal

        It very well could. It also could hold this huge channel going back to May 2013 and/or bounce off this 38.2% fib extension.

        I dislike everything about YELP as a company — its philosophies, model, everything — but am trying to pick up a few bucks ahead of a potential steamroller.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • fractal

          And … fuck it, I’m out. Probably bottom-ticked it, but I’m going flat in most names.

          • 0
          • 0
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. teslawasright

    I will be making my WINNING trades on my IFON all around town drinking Green Juices and wondering why Rothschild killed those 4 Chinese fellas (No Diego Garcia) to gain full control of the Freescale Semiconductor patent (More Blackstone).

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. longview

    I realize there is a lot of pain in particular sectors, but if I have it correct SPY is <2% off its all time high. Doesn't seem like grounds for panic.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. jpmorgains

    Perfect cover pic. Exactly how I feel right now.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. j livermore

    ring ring…

    Jim, this is Ameritrade calling.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. jules

    Why no hedge?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  8. murder was the case that they gave me
    murder was the case that they gave me

    Margin clerks are done in FEYE. For now.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  9. johnrotten

    Traders crapping the beds at Cramer’s Hotel will signal the bottom. Leave some froth in the closet for Stephanie Link as well.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  10. The Next New Cat Thing
    The Next New Cat Thing

    The selection of pics displayed on the site has really improved!

    Not sure if I am just imagining the change, but either way I like it the creativity.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  11. from gorby

    16 of my 20 picks down-yikes -no
    margin though

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  12. mr.partridge

    Sooner or later this would have happened and this is a good season for this.
    Happy sitting tight.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  13. gatorsun

    so why keep buying

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  14. zookini

    +68% 2013

    -9% YTD

    I lost over 2k a day for like 5 days before I capitulated.

    Leverage gets you both ways

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • zookini

      Was up almost 10% by end of Jan ’14 too that’s why this market is so fucking frustrating I could have just stayed cash and went on Vaca

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • controller

        Nice to see I’m not alone with my return numbers. Similar 2013 and up 10% two weeks in to this year. Now I’m afraid to look.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  15. gatorsun

    feye has nothing showing this as going up..or you just doing this for entertainment purposes?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  16. flyaway17

    Like OA sad last week, people are selling into strength so no sense being subway semen.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  17. danny1980

    Gold downmarket is down. WTF

    How the hell is this happening?? It feels like there has been a 10-15% correction yet theater is still within 2% of highs. Weird

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • ironbird

      Something could be coming. Stimulate from eurotrash or china is the rumor. A brutal momo shakeout usually tanks the indexes as well.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  18. heisenberg

    ppt oversold signal coming soon?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  19. alf44

    .
    … Ah Hem !!!

    “NAZ and Russell both closed BELOW their 55 day EMAs today !!!”

    —–

    This is NOT inconsequential !!!

    HELLO !!!
    .

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  20. dragun

    Funny. market still near the highs, only off a 100 pts, but it might as well been 1000 lots of sad faces today.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  21. Hideous fibs

    ONE NATION, ONE LEADER, ONE HAIRDO

    Male university students in North Korea are reportedly now required to have the same haircut as leader Kim Jong-un http://ow.ly/v0MAb
    bowl #7??

    $TUP to da mooon N.Kor style

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  22. alf44

    .
    … not sure “all is lost” !

    —–

    One might consider revisiting “DEFCON 10” (as it were) !!!
    .

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • alf44

      .
      … but, then … tomorrow … pictures of Vladimir Putin wrestling a Grizzly Bear … without his pants on may hit the “news wires” … AND … BINGO !!!

      DOW UP 300 !!!

      Who tha fuck REALLY knows ???

      .

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"