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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Go Back to Sleep: There is Nothing But Losses

The ping action in the momo names is exactly how I remembered it in 2000. Before I knew it, those bastard devil of stocks were down 50% and I was urinating in my pants, the walls, everywhere. I am tempted to just call it a day, sell everything and really head off to an island where no one could ever reach me. I’d become a sugar cane farmer and no one will ever have known that I was, at one point, Le Fly, blogger extraordinaire, leader of the inter- webs.

There is nothing but terrible in front of me and I wish I could assuage you with calm tales of wisdom. I offer you nothing but frantic lessons in violence today, stark memories of black clouds and fire pits from hell. If you’re looking for something positive, you’ve come to the wrong blogging factory. I have three stocks that represent all that is wrong with the market, with a 4th to match as a bonus: FEYE, SPLK, WDAY and SALE.

Congratulations Le Fly, you’ve managed to position yourself at the very centre of the catastrophe, betting with historical trends and the like, momentum names into a Ben-less market.

God speed. No one shall be spared.

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7 comments

  1. byhiselo

    first of all..all hail sir ness

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  2. bood

    shorts of today will be roast of tomorrow

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  3. byhiselo

    yesterday is today tomorrow

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  4. bood

    2 days ago i told to sell . i sold .
    tomorrow not buying big time , just watching the action . tomorrow will be time to buy maybe . up 2% for the day

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  5. bood

    there’s too much doom in the media lately . that’s very likely we are going higher .

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  6. haypenny

    Don’t worry Fly you should just long $FEYE “if FireEye executes flawlessly for the next 5 years, the stock is worth $94 today”

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  7. haypenny

    Don’t worry Fly you should just long $FEYE “if FireEye executes flawlessly for the next 5 years, the stock is worth $94 today”

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