You’re watching American television, with rabbit ears affixed, trying to glean some American culture from the novelas. You see people with iPhones and wonder what it’s like to own one. After a siesta and subsequent armed robbery, you head out to the market to see what’s for sale.
BEHOLD: The “iFON”!
What sort of iPhone is it? The clerk shoots back: “it is a Very Kool IFON, señor. Here, take a look. They make it in red now.” Suspicious of the new wares in the local market, you run to the cafe and ask the owner if you could use his computer to view the internet. After dialing up, you see that the Very Kool phone is indeed made in California. It is an authentic “iFON.”
All of you friends and wives are jealous of your new status, as an owner of a luxurious American product. They too run over to their bodegas to buy “the iFon”, with the hopes of being able to look like the rich people on the television. It worked! You are now rich and people respect you, as you walk down the barrio with a brand new “Very Kool” phone, painted cherry red, upon your elaborate ear.
NOTE: I added to my IFON position.
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True wordsmanship at its finest
A+ number one! Muy bien! Time to watch Scarface and dream about the day I, too, come to America and get enough cash for a Tesla and indoor plumbing.
PS: Do not show my South American wife this post.
thx
LOL well deserved profits on this pick
LMFAO!!!!!!
post of the year.
only thing missing would be a VXX gorilla appearance.
What do you think of mid quality retailers like JWN or KATE for ladies looking to impress their friends with $5 leopard skin wares and phony jewelry?
Yellen totally harshing my buzz. Bitch is a narc.
I used to have a Bolivian girlfriend. Her mother lived in a jungle village. Now I have a German girlfriend. I will display valor now.
Jajajaja… No voy a decir nada, a tu mujer Señor.
What a piece of junk! I just sold all of my iFON. And I’m about to sell my real iPhone to short IFON!
Oh wow … I just noticed that the fucking thing actually says “Very Kool” on it. Amazing.
Looks like a HappyMeal toy
“Pong” currently topping the charts of the VeryKool App Store with 7 downloads this month
bought da VIX , that’s a good spot .
take care becasue market is selling with volumes this time ( firts time in a quite long time ) .. just saying..
Fly, bought more IFON at 4.22 level during the afternoon sell off. I am very heavy into this name. Looks like it wants to run. Excellent day trading stock although I have only been adding to my long hold. Thank you
I just noticed verykool looks a lot like verizon