Stocks For Your “Buy the Dip Grab Bag”

You people need to be ready, ready to throw down some dough at a drop of a hat. If you have some cash sitting idle, like some stupid market misfit, BRACE YOURSELVES and prepare for winship.

Over the past week or so, very high quality names have been selling off. On one hand, these are the sort of names that you’d buy for your kids, who would grow up to be spoiled brats with bloated trust funds. On the other hand, you could buy them for Granny– and if the market corrected– the financial hardship that these stocks would impose on her would be so severe, so treacherous, it’d literally kill her. So you need to find a happy middle ground.

Take me for example:

During my career, I’ve blown my personal account to smithereens a few times, without even thinking about it twice. I’d step into the market with a hairy chest and $50k worth of gambling dice, placing all of it on black. BAM, red hits and I’m out of dice. I’d walk away from the desk, then make another $50k to replace the unfortunate loss. This sort of sordid stock market tomfoolery will get you killed, God damn it! Gone are the days when I’d idly toss money into the fires, just to make my toes warm. Now’er days, I invest my personal account for the longer term. I cannot trade it because it distracts me from my job, to manage money, professionally, on a very high level, so high, most of you ball-juggalars can’t even see me.

Back to the subject at hand.

Here are some stocks, of very high quality, that have been selling off. I leave the timing and size of your prospective positions entirely up to your own caprices.

ALNY
ATHN
CNQR
DHI
FEYE
MKTO
CRTO
SALE
SCTY
SOHU
WDAY
MDVN
PCYC
FUEL
DATA
YY
YELP
SFUN
ECOM