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FLASH: S&P FUTURES OPEN DOWN “15 HANDLES”

Gold, silver, crude and natty are all higher. The yen is strong and German futures seem to be getting hit the hardest, down 1.3%, as all forms of imperialism circle back to the Nazi state. As we speak, negotiations are underway to give Russia another Olympics in order to “save Crimea.”

Stay tuned for more terrible news.

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43 comments

  1. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    Pretty weak selloff…i am expecting a fake higher and then a more significant selloff.

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  2. gatorsun

    all hope is lost Comrade Fly

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  3. acehood1

    Buy more SALE. It’s on sale.

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  4. Hideous fibs

    That’s nice. New App won’t show comments

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    • UncleBuccs

      Hideous, if it’s the Android App, you just tap the “speech balloon” icon in the top right. Comments are displayed on their own page.

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  5. ironbird

    Grandma better start baking cookies before first light. Full retard with sprinkles.

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  6. UncleBuccs

    Matt Trivisonno says the USA is trying to abscond with Russia’s Canada (Ukraine). LOL!!

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    • Hideous fibs

      Trivisonno’s World Map must look like a Pie Chart from the sounds of it

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      • The Fly

        Great article

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        • UncleBuccs

          The ultimate end to all this, for those that don’t read the article, which I agree is really great:

          ”And that behavior will continue until David Rockefeller’s ExxonMobil gets it’s hands on Russia’s oil reserves. The only question is: can they pull it off without triggering a nuclear war? Don’t forget, psychopaths are “fearless” – or more precisely, their brain damage makes them reckless in the face of danger. So, nuclear war is a lot more likely than we might think.”

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          • ironbird

            Great is reaching. So they have nukes we have nukes. Boats float and airplanes need wings.

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          • MX2101

            I think Trivisonno’s blog is an interesting read. But I think nuclear war is unlikely, unless by accident. At the end of the day, no one wants to mess up their lifestyle. Only a truly insane leader would consider spending the rest of their life in a bunker palace a victory.

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          • ironbird

            Indeed. Nuclear war is the ultimate canard. In the long line of horseshit bad guys. That one takes the Oscar.

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  7. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    Just when I was starting to get back into a nice groove, and at 95% long to boot, this little situation pops up. Such a joke.

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  8. matt_bear

    Putin is just throwing a tantrum for losing in hockey.

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    • hattery

      I don’t think Russia would have risked derailing the chance at holding the Olympics. He had to wait.

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  9. The Fly

    NIKKEI opens dpwn 3%

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  10. widespreadpanik
    widespreadpanik

    BTFD

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    • ironbird

      In what? This is not last year. Two way volatility. Buy what?

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  11. Marc David

    Let’s go $AG!

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  12. YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    IS THIS RUSSIA’S CIVIL WAR, INQUIRING MINDS ARE INQUIRING?

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    • hattery

      That may be a bit more accurate. civil conflicts. Rumors of this being the start of world war 3 may be entirely exaggerated.

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  13. Hideous fibs

    Long War Machine, some of these look like they are ready to explode

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  14. Hideous fibs

    couple ideas for War Machine
    $ACFN – easy to manage here for a pop

    $ATK – primed

    $SPR – aluminum plane parts etc, serving EU Volume Pocket gets skinny over head

    $RTN – For Hunny roll?
    $WWD – higher lows for a dollar more?

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  15. hattery

    Hitler invaded Poland in the aftermath of WW1 and the Great Depression, he knew that the world was too weak to mount an adequate defense.
    Russia invades Ukraine knowing that the aftermath of the Great Recession, significant debt and austerity and an inelastic deflationary money supply in Europe. Meanwhile the US has not spent so little as a % of the GDP in ages.
    Similar situation, but of course, still very, very different.

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  16. gatorsun

    lets not forget our retarded friend in N. korea,,,he had to join the party sunday

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  17. yoshii11

    much to be thankful for here in the U.S…and too easy to be callous towards the conflict from afar. May we take a moment away from our individual grandeurs of moneymaking and pray for those in direct danger that they may be kept safe http://m.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26408353

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  18. yoshii11

    much to be thankful for here in the U.S…and too easy to be callous towards the conflict from afar. May we take a moment away from our individual grandeurs of moneymaking and pray for those in direct danger that they may be kept safe http://m.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26408353

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  19. the pirate

    Egypt & Mussie brotherhood support overthrowing Mubarak, Syria and a meaningless ‘agreement’ that made us look weak, Iran and an even more ludicrous ‘agreement’ allowing them to build nukes, Israel thrown ‘under the bus’ pressured & forced to release convicted terrorist murderers, N. Korea unchecked, Iraq buying weapons and cooperating with Iran and now the Russians in Ukraine. Way to go White House, your batting 1000!

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    • the pirate

      Oh, by the way, ‘Ivan Drago’ just called me to tell us ‘you will lose’.

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  20. clock

    Futures down across the board….
    http://www.bloomberg.com/markets/stocks/futures/

    ANDmarket averages are way too high…..artificially being propped up with
    Bernanke & now Yellen QE. DOW should
    be trading somewhere around 8,000

    Maybe markets down a little tomorrow, but the worst is coming!!!!!!!!!!
    .

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  21. it is showtime

    Short, With oil silver ag hedges

    Having a good night!

    Or maybe it’s just the oscar drinking game

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  22. ironbird

    DAX meet air pocket.

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  23. MX2101

    DC consumed with another snow event today. Media and Social here are determined to obsess over everything except what really matters. God forbid media should focus on government action, local crime, etc.

    Federal government closed today.

    Does that mean Fed financial market operations will not occur? Or will someone create dollars from home, via the telework policy?

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  24. ironbird

    Uncle cheeseburger the ultimate hypocrite. “Very few” slaves making min wage but raising it is fine. Also. A new stimulus would instantly create more jobs! Old man go away.

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    • ironbird

      How many of the “very few” slaves on the cherry coke payroll are on every handout available? Crony socialism in the flesh.

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  25. ironbird

    White people. Really white, white people. Uncle cheeseburger likes them to all look the same.

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