iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’D LIKE TO REITERATE MY POSITIONS

This rally goes out to all of the brick-brained chaps loitering about on Twitter, hoping and praying for a decline. Some of you chastised me for giving up hope on a lost cause, opting for the more optimistic approach to life and industry–getting long stocks and big. Now you understand why I did it, only now it’s too late. Your Zeeco accounts have all but been eliminated from contention– approaching zero in disgraceful fashion. The margin clerks will finish you off this afternoon for good.

You barbarous animal.

Here are my top 5 positions, according to size. Please do not ask me about MVIS, as I no longer follow the company. As far as I’m concerned, they are 7 years too late.

EZPW
CRTO
SPLK
SALE
MA

Other positions of note include EGO, NUS and UNXL.

I realize EZPW is underperforming on this fine day and I do not pretend to know all. However, as sure as I am sitting here, inflation is creeping, like a pervert in the trees. Gold will upswing and losers will frequent EZPW’s shoppes at alarming rates, in the coming months.

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12 comments

  1. themarketace

    How about your old friend $RPTP catching a bid today??? What’s your take on the positive clinical results?

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  2. matt_bear

    still no love for angi?

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  3. og

    Own FB, TWTR and YELP. Am I too social?

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  4. jules

    I bot APR MA 80 calls today. Planning on seeing an increase in IV into earnings.

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  5. stones

    I fear that the poor may have nothing left to pawn save for old teevees and stolen bicycles. Perhaps in the next downturn the cnbc crowd will pawn their gold.

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  6. the pirate

    ‘Travis! You’re a year too late!’

    Someone pls explain this quote

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  7. vic

    Fly, any thoughts on MBI? Trading below book and just improved balance sheet significantly with a settlement with Noruma.

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  8. the_wolf

    silver is projected to outperform gold

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  9. it is showtime

    Said-decline…

    (higher they take it now, more swift strong relentless it will be)

    Will come

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