GET IN THE MINE

I am sure the olde Senator Jakegint is making a small mint these days, lavishing himself with presents, and for his wife too, all thanks to his gold coins. While 2013 was an absolute bane to the precious metals geek society, it is a boon for them in 2014. Silver stocks are through the roof today and it’s only a matter of time before flyover country heads to their local pawn shop for a loan or two, where I will collect their monies (thank you very much).

There should be nothing else for you to think about, but gold, if it was up to me. I’d lock you in a cage and ask you to “kindly look over the balance sheets of several of these gold miners.”

Believe you me, at one point in my life, I was exactly like you, a non-believer, spitter at all things gold. I’d run about the neighborhood of Wall, buying up tech stocks, oil stocks, anything but gold. But then it hit me: by George, gold is going higher and I must get in.

With all of the craziness about me, the energy trapped inside of my pedestrian frame, I bought up shares of EZPW and EGO. The rest is history (true psychopathic rant here. Appreciate it).

So I ask you, “will you please step into the mine and do your duty?” I’d ask the same from my Mother, Grandmother and even my Great Grandparents, if they were alive.