iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’M A GOLD MAN

There was a time when I considered myself to be “an oil man”, “a coal man”, then finally “a gas man.” But, as fate would have it, I’ve become the very thing that I despised most “a gold man.”

Like it or not, gold is going higher. I am long gads of EGO and an enormous amount of EZPW, which is a double win for me, since they prey on the weak, disabled and vilely poor.

Go to your local pawn shop and hock your television, iPhone and watch. Take a loan and default on it. See what happens.

With gold trending up, EZPW is my single best idea.

Gold is back and I’m in the black.

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14 comments

  1. the_wolf

    finally

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  2. xxxhuggiebearxxx

    This has been a long time coming. Where is the Senator?

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  3. mickeyrobbie

    Will we be seeing more Alex Jones clips now that you are a gold man?

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  4. UncleBuccs

    This post just caused a long, silent pause in the aluminum can recyclery that Mr. Gint has been toiling in…. stay tuned.

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  5. TheDutchTouch

    As long as gold trading doesn’t reduce you to becoming a pizza man, things should work out.

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  6. tradercaddy

    I know happens on a defaulted pawn loan.
    I have seen Hardcore Pawn.
    A couple of big ugly guys throw you out after you say: “Interest? Don’t disrespect me. Don’t touch me.”

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  7. johnrotten

    Hardcore Pawn: Ashley is a real pig.

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    • tradercaddy

      I think they are all pigs in one way or the other (including the customers).

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  8. genesis1

    Thanks for the EZPW play. Took it the other day and am profiting. Just consider me a remora benefiting from the predator instincts of The Fly

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  9. juice

    gotta love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5w1jX4JB4A

    Pawn Stars

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  10. clock

    Fly says…
    “…Go to your local pawn shop and hock your television, iPhone and watch. Take a loan and default on it. See what happens …”

    Yep, TRY IT!!
    Clock used to be in that business during his wily career. (be berry,berry careful)

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