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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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I MISSED THE ENTIRETY OF THE RALLY

What did you expect? I’m retired after all.

I’ll leave the cat and rat game to the lot of you, scrounging around for marijuana money. We’ve had the biggest rally in 13 months, yet all of the stocks that I sold, mind you, are BELOW where I sold them. How do you like that? However, there have been many, many, stocks that I should’ve bought and profited from, as this rally presented itself.

People are now obsessed with Yellen’s heavy Brooklyn drawl. They’re also pointing towards the shape of her face, jaw line and curvature of her mouth, for reasons that escape me at the moment. Let me add, there is nothing more blissful than missing out on an epic rally and not caring one bit about it. I don’t need the money, after all. See, I’ve made my money when the cards were down, when men were men and the lot of you were scrawling graffiti grawlix on the walls of your housing tenements.

I’ve given you plenty of stocks to play over the past week, have I not? Do not concern yourselves with me, as I’ve been waltzing to a different tune ever since I’ve been capable of killing a man. There is nothing you could say, or do for that matter, that will somehow get me to thinking the way you do, drones–pre-programmed– to think with the collective.

You’re not men, but babies playing with toys.

As for me, I will choose the battlefield of my liking when I am good and ready. I’ve come to the conclusion that all of this worrisome concern by the lot of you is nothing more than hatred, spewed out from the depths of your black, cavernous, murderous hearts.

 

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35 comments

  1. ripper

    ‘yet all of the stocks that I sold, mind you, are BELOW where I sold them’

    GOGO is one buck higher…

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  2. Drake sucks

    Overbought.

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  3. Kunal

    The PPT signals are god!

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  4. The Pirate

    Cp’n Fly says:

    “See, I’ve made my money when the cards were down, when men were men and the lot of you were scrawling graffiti grawlix on the walls of your housing tenements.”
    ——————-
    ——————-
    ‘You know who I am??? I’m Moe Greene! I made my bones while you were chasing cheerleaders.’
    (I think this is The Godfather part I – and don’t ask me what ‘bones’ are…)

    My philosophy? (No KRS 1) Not ‘making money’ is NOT the same thing as losing money – NOT AT ALL. Cp’n Fly, I only WISH I had a year like you did in 2013 – If I made gains like yours, I certainly would not be upset today either.

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  5. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Listen, it hasn’t been as epic as it looks from the sidelines. There were a couple of squiggles on the way up where i really thought “here we go, trouble again.” Really had to sweat it out in those key moments. The line only looks straight up….if you really zoom in closely, you’ll see those squiggles I’m talking about.

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  6. bushwacker2

    So, I take it that you are still unhappy. Otherwise, your post would have been more cocksure and belligerent with numerous victory laps.

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  7. tradercaddy

    I spent most of my day repairing a couple of screens that were damaged by a huge Black Bear that tried to break into my pool area this A.M.
    I don’t even bother with the kick plate on one of the doors.
    It has been damaged by several of the bears the last few years. I figure what the hey.

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  8. Go show Carlo the tree
    Go show Carlo the tree

    “Bones” are hits, murders..

    I’m Moe Greene, you don’t buy me out, I buy you out.

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    • The Pirate

      Hey, thanks ‘Carlo’, I always wondered what that meant! I want to thank you… Everybody’s here, Freddy? Tom? The ‘Fly’? Good ta see ya ‘Carlo the tree’. Ya got everything you want? The chef cooked for you special, the PPT will kick your tongue out and your Margin call credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so’s they can play on the house!

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  9. Mr.partrdige

    Boss,
    WNR, TSO?

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  10. THE_WOLF

    there will always be opportunity
    http://ibankcoin.com/news/2014/02/05/one-last-leg-higher/
    perhaps i was a baby playing with gold and silvery toys, but my toys are up over 50%, just following the PPT seasonality trend/trade.
    i expect you to come out of retirement and be the alpha you are meant to be, join the wolves under the full moon of desperation and opportunity, leed us, be ready for blood in this parabolic last leg higher, we all want you to benefit and partake in opportunities and feed along in the spoils

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  11. Jeff

    Best thing to do is drink green juice (extra cilantro) and wait for the official North American Union announcement

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  12. J Livermore

    I miss the old fly.

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    • THE_WOLF

      maybe there will be a rebirth/hatching,
      a proverbial phoenix rising from the ashes

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      • THE_WOLF

        i need to understand professor fly,
        can you extrapolate what significant concerns you have?
        how your brilliant algorithmical reasoning is interpreting the market, that has lulled you into complacency?
        why do you not trust the PPT machine you created ?

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        • The Fly

          No one said I didn’t trust the ppt.

          I took a week off. You’re all drama queens

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  13. ninjaTrader

    I have been reading your blog since your option experiment when you turned 100k into one million in couple of months. Your high conviction picks have been amazing performer and more interesting thing is you always left so much money on the table. To name a few of your picks are YELP (5x return), WNR (2.5x return), FTK (11x return), NFLX (6x return). However, after watching your blog and analyzing your performance (especially your high conviction plays), I think one should buy and hold on to your picks if they go up another 40-50% of keep making new 52 weeks highs, so one can avoid picks like IMMR. However, on this day when your mood is sour, let me tell you that you are one of the best money managers I have ever come across. By the way, your conviction pick BALT is entering in a buy zone (the stock is going up in a negative environment and with volume more than a 1m shares on up days) and I am all set to initiate a LEAPS position on that one. I am sure the same thing will happen to GOGO if it manages to go above $35. It won’t stop there as the story is as sound as NFLX and GOGO is one of the companies operating with little competition….

    –Your fan….

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    • metalleg

      I second that.

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    • Fly's Sis

      is that you mom?

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    • OVA HEAH

      Dis FLY GUY manages monies like my grandfather from siciliy manages morning meetings, dey start funny and end runny with little or no substance in between!

      (talkin bout the shits OVA HEAH)

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  14. Go Show Carlo the Tree
    Go Show Carlo the Tree

    Connie, go cut the cake, Carlo, you help her…

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  15. SpeculativePig

    Fly offers the gift from the mangina salve company he started in retirement, you are all welcome to free samples….

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  16. Narredwhal

    Arnold is numero uno.

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  17. elizamae

    Save for the typical/epic PPT OS trade, you haven’t missed much. Nothing more than a lot of work just to dig out of the hole.

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  18. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Emerging markets are now off the table — we go back to the highs this week.

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  19. it is showtime

    Nope. different this time. (final. ly.)

    Not gonna get it

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  20. woj

    The problem is the Fed was not providing liquidity to the tune of $65bil per month in 1929

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  21. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    BALT going fucknuts to the upside tomorrow

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  22. Rick Rozay

    Dj Khaled is polluting these Rick Ross songs. No one wants to hear your scrawny ass. You are not the best. You are the DJ, a mere jester, a licensed fool.

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