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I Missed the Rally: Now 90% Cash

All of the stocks that I was willing and able to buy yesterday and today (YY, WETF, DOV, MA, GALT, RPTP, just to name a few) have shot through the God damned roof. There isn’t anything cool about missing out on epic rallies. For the love of Sochi hotel accommodations, The PPT was screaming oversold earlier this week, the very algorithm that I created for the explicit purpose of helping me view the market objectively, yet I let my emotions cloud my judgement, and as such, I suck.

This isn’t a mea culpa, just an ordinary walk in the park with a man who’s rambling to himself.

Maybe I will crack next week, just before Janet Yellen throws saltine crackers at the market. Or, maybe I won’t. Maybe, just maybe, I’ll never invest again. This could be it, folks. “The Fly” may opt to quit investing and take up archery or maybe walk amongst the rocks of eastern Europe.

(BTW: I sold out of GOGO this morning out of sheer cowardice, locking in a 13% loss)

I have contractors in the house now, who need to be watched with very watchful eyes.

Signing off, disgustingly,

HORATIO CLAWHAMMER

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47 comments

  1. ripper

    lol why sell GOGO now? I must have bought your shares this morning…

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  2. Debra Lee

    THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH TODAY, SPY—AT YOU & AT MYSELF! I needed that. =^.^=

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  3. chief keef

    You were getting far too into this “Bear” persona of yours which, I dare say, is where your soul truly lies.

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  4. juice

    you’ll get’em next time, scooter

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  5. KEA

    That’s disgusting.

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  6. anton

    Saltined crackers.

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  7. Schizo168

    Did you said , correction in jan and massive rally in feb couple weeks back?

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  8. ronbo

    Break off a piece of MCP for yourself…she’s about to blow

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  9. From Gorby

    5% cash but nervous as hell.My recent purchase of $GOOG has worked out but
    still down a bit for the year

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  10. Raise Taxes, Raise Spending
    Raise Taxes, Raise Spending

    This tapering thing will be going on for a while. The last 2 weeks is a template for what will happen each step of the way.

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  11. daluke

    You sold GOGO? WTF are you thinking? You might as well be the helps help.

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  12. Deathpriest

    I hate how certain everyone is that buying here is the right move. Maybe Horatio will be vindicated sooner than we think.

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  13. charlie

    Wouldn’t know much about the unchecked hedonism amongst the plebeian army, I fight my own battles.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6sn1m3VMmk

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  14. flyaway18

    Fly, the PPT has never let me down, what were you thinking?

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  15. snoozemr

    VXX against the XIV has been a nice trade this week.

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  16. xxxhuggiebearxxx

    Closed my gigantic ES trade for a small fortune. Looking for a dip that is unlikely to come now.

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  17. heckler511

    1800 seems like a nice spot to close the day, now doesn’t it?

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  18. It Is Showtime

    I missed the rally since October ’10 (lol)

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  19. doubleplus

    Now 95% cash. Bought some weed shares on their second down day, fairly secular. Otherwise remain unconvinced the market doesn’t give it all back next week. But what the hell do I know. Meanwhile, entire watchlist keeps moving higher.

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  20. JV

    relax, have a sandwich and watch the help

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  21. Frankie D

    Yeah I know how you feel. I sold my TSLA today at the opening. 🙁

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  22. yoshii11

    just noticed the bear logos are gone from here.

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  23. ironbird

    Donkey tape. Is there ever gonna be a shakeout? Spy trades like a herd animal.

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    • ironbird

      Stampede up the stairs out onto the roof then over the side sounds about right. Up we go.

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  24. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly, the dips last year turned up fast, and this one did indeed look different, but then did the same damn thing.. The bag holders that are crowing now could just as easily be singing a true song of sorrow. ‘Mother Market’ is a female driver, and we’re all at her mercy.

    I think you may be experiencing an evolutionary process. Once the young warlord, you’re now the older king. Quite simply, you’re now sitting atop a mountain of accomplishment, and have much more to lose. That changes the psychology of the game quite a bit. The beautiful thing is, if you merely closed 2014 up 10%, it would still be a tremendous dollar gain compared to the young ‘warlords’ 100%.

    I think you’re getting to the point in life where it’s appropriate to ‘walk’, but it is going to take some getting used-to….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_wH0jBAgU

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  25. matt_bear

    The OA crew is making a great breakfast spread if you care to join, sir Fly.

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  26. irai

    sold GOGO…? insane in the memBRAIN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=RijB8wnJCN0

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  27. irai

    jump back on some of that GOGO…its not 2 late…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZaz7OqyTHQ

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  28. tubsey

    technically speaking, gogo is a buy and a half as it bounces off the 62% retracement level.

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  29. flyaway18

    Truth is, no one can predict the future, it’s all our own opinion and we trade accordingly. That’s the beautiful symmetry of the stock market world, there is none, and that is why every day in the market is different from the day before, almost always, somehow, the house wins, and our greatest wins are when we can beat the house and move on to the next opportunity. I’m long GOGO into earnings, made my bed at the close today.

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  30. ironbird

    Interesting amount of lefty talking heads came out of the hole today. Basically begging for more printing. Why?

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  31. Hideous fibs

    600* Companies come out with earnings next week and you guys think this storm is over?
    Likely see another plunge early
    I’m looking to the 12th/13th too get back on track
    $MDLZ looks good with 33.50’s going off for .30
    or did America quit eating oreo’s and are abstaining from Maxwell House?

    &RKUS chart looks good
    $WFM nice rounded bottom
    thats the 12th
    13th looks interesting too

    Just some ideas

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  32. PostApocalypticTrader
    PostApocalypticTrader

    I sold out of my last MGT yesterday, victim of stubbornness and gluttony. -41%. Now that I am in cash, it will surely bounce, go bankrupt, or dilute 75% in March, take your pick. First down, bears have the ball on the 30 yard line.

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  33. biffer

    That’s why i always stuck with Ibancoin. For Fly’s hysterical rants.We’ve all been there. Cheers!

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  34. Yachts On The Reg

    You gotta be in it to win it Fly. Long BBRY, TWTR, YHOO, QQQ leaps.

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  35. ironbird

    The preacher is 90% cash. The apathy is surprising.

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