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FLASH: S&P FUTURES ARE NOW DOWN 9

You have to look at the fair value, chaps.

I expect there to be massive amounts of carnage and blood to be flowing in the streets of Wall tomorrow. There isn’t a Bearded Clam anymore, just a nice olde lady at the Fed who is busy knitting her grandkids new sweaters.

There isn’t any cocaine left either. Ben took it with him to the Bering Sea.

I don’t expect the crash to occur overnight. Rather, I believe it will slowly develop until the last bull, the very last bovine, gives up in an act of grave desperation. At that point, I shall reenter the markets with a full chest and bury as many bears as I can, at least what is possible for one, singular, human being.

Today I was AFOP’d and my YTD gains are all but gone. I’ve been reckless and complacent. But I am still in the game, as crazy as ever, with a point to prove–yet again.

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14 comments

  1. murderhole conquerer
    murderhole conquerer

    Goatfuckery

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  2. chief keef

    YELP for the 100 roll, sir FLY. And/or starters in DDD. Anything less would be uncivilized.

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  3. ironbird

    Be careful. Calling a little old lady a little old lady is sexist according to some of the crazy lefty girly men around here.

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  4. tau

    Pershing Square up 3.8% in Jan – year of vindication for Ackman as Fly predicted.

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  5. controller

    @Fly, are you considering going short at this point?

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  6. TJWP

    Glad to hear you are still as crazy as ever, just wouldn’t be the same otherwise.

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