You losers are about to lose a lot of money. You’re not 17 anymore and it’s unbecoming of a gentleman to occupy oneself around a game of stupid men tossing a pigskin around the lawn, whilst drugged up on cocaine, trying to decapitate one another.
At the end of the day, the markets still open tomorrow and the future looks very dark.
See you in the morning.
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Is the sushi fresh? Abe was born in a log cabin and never told a lie or some shit.
Right ye be C’pn Fly. Time it be fer us to listen ta Tom Vu:
“You Deserve to Be Broke!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzsSpDyBc_4
Arrrr.
Wow, I just read up on this clown Vu, I can’t believe – this guy went on to make millions in poker tournaments??
Holy Arrrrr!
from:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Vu
“Infomercial career[edit]
His late night infomercial featured Vu surrounded by luxury items: mansions, yachts, expensive cars and most visibly, collections of young bikini clad women. He promoted his free 90-minute seminar to learn the same secrets he used to make millions. As a Vietnamese immigrant, he presented himself as the classic “rags to riches” story. His infomercials promoted free seminars that served as advertisements for paid seminars, the most expensive of which was a week-long seminar held only in Orlando, Florida that cost as much as $16,000. Vu’s investment theory involved finding “distressed” properties: foreclosures, bankruptcies, divorces, tax liens, and selling them at a profit.[1]
In the early 1990s, Vu was sued by former students and investigated by the government for alleged violations of securities laws, fraud and false advertising.[2]
Formerly of Longwood, Florida[1] and later a California resident, Vu has retired from real estate and lives in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Professional poker career[edit]
Vu continues his parallel career as a tournament poker player. As of 2010, he has won more than $1,500,000 in casino poker tournaments, including a second place finish in a no limit Texas hold ’em event at the 2007 World Series of Poker[3] and a 22nd place finish at the 2005 World Series of Poker championship event.[4] His 4 cashes at the WSOP account for $678,633 of his lifetime tournament winnings.[5]
In April 2006, he finished ninth in the Season Five World Poker Tour championship event, earning $216,585
References in popular culture
Vu and his infomercials and seminars have been parodied numerous times, including on the animated show Courage the Cowardly Dog, television shows In Living Color and Saturday Night Live and in the 2013 Michael Bay film Pain and Gain. [2] Vu was interviewed by Tom Arnold for his HBO comedy special Tom Arnold: The Naked Truth.[6] Vu was also one of the subjects of Renee Tajima-Peña’s documentary series about Asian Americans, MY AMERICA…(or Honk if You Love Buddha).[7]”
Wow, I just read up on this clown Vu, I can’t believe – this guy went on to make millions in poker tournaments??
Holy Arrrrr!
from:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Vu
I was a champion foosball (no “L”) player when I was at UF.
Plus I could play for an hour or two on only quarter on most pinball machines.
Sure beat going to Humanities class.
Foosball was a tremendous game of skill, speed, reflex, and strategy.
There was a golden era when real men played foosball in the 1970’s to early 80s
It is a shame the sport has faded away.
Foosball is the devil.
http://memecrunch.com/meme/EUZJ/foosball-is-the-devil/image.png
futures are ok , sir.
All I can do is follow the flow of money, which is now in transition/disarray. So now I wait, cash-heavy, like the learned gentleman that I hope to be. I must demand of myself patience and the wise use of alcohol.
So, so dark. lol
The Chili Peppers rawked!
Worst piece of shit performance I have ever witnessed. Fools jumping up and down like rabbits shot with a .22 rifle, while making loud cacaphonous noises.
Where is Mozart when he is needed?
Morning boss,
Coffee brewing… hot 🙂 $JO
Thought the Fly doesn’t care about what /ES_F does? Instead he runs around with lit dynamite sticks in each hand?