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God Damned Klondike

The market went up and I sold into it, yadda, yadda, yadda. You know I held long because of The PPT oversold signal and the market responded in kind today, preserving its flawless record over the past 6 months. But I have more important things to discuss, like the commodity of time and how invaluable it truly is.

My time, given my annual income, is worth many thousands of dollars per hour. I tend to choose to spend my time wisely, not in a slavish manner by any means. I indulge myself whenever I get the urge. Hell, why else am I here on this God foresaken planet? It certainly isn’t just to help you bozos figure out the market.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I saw the mini-series KLONDIKE, starring the guy from Game of Thrones, the one killed like a stupid idiot at “The Red Wedding”, Rob Stark aka “King of the North.” JESUS CHRIST was that a bad and frustrating movie. It was the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in years, if not decades.

The part when the guy, somehow or another, managed to hide all of his gold in the toilet, filled to the brim with shit, clinched it for me. I nearly lost it at the end when “The King of the North” was fondling a fucking orange.

If time is something that you deem to be valuable, DO NOT WATCH KLONDIKE, for you will regret the decision for the rest of your natural lives.

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32 comments

  1. zombie

    The Fly is God

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  2. ironbird

    Agreed. Klondike was fucking horrible. Serious piece of shit.

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  3. stonecoldgee

    Yep, I watched half and it sucked.

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  4. taxmonster

    I actually enjoyed Klondike.

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  5. ironbird

    Hell will have Klondike playing for eternity.

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  6. The Fly

    WHY THE FUCK DID TIM ROTH ASK FOR ONE GLOVE?

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    • clock

      Dr. Fly says…
      WHY THE FUCK DID TIM ROTH ASK FOR ONE GLOVE?

      Finger Wave??

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  7. johnrotten

    Curse words and titties couldn’t have saved this one.

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  8. xxxhuggiebearxxx

    Huge rally tomorrow…Ghost of Ben style.

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  9. clock

    Saw an old movie the other day ‘Witness’
    ….pretty good.

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  10. dubz

    I thoroughly enjoy bloggeries of this nature.

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  11. tangohotel

    Spoilers on the Game of Thrones. I shall cast a pox on your house!

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  12. growly

    Go watch Deadwood…there’s a real gold mining town…

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  13. tradercaddy

    I never heard of Klondike.
    Although, I love Klondike ice cream bars.
    I will do anything for a Klondike Bar.

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  14. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly, may I add one to the “No Watch” list? – ‘Mr. Lonely’.
    A client of Auntie Buccs owns an independent theater named “The Loft”. She INSISTED that I attend the opening show, as she felt this film represented the essence of her movie house…. damn.

    Feel free to click through it and laugh at my absolute misery. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or9zKYh1d2A

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  15. tradercaddy

    By the way, the oranges on the tree (the pic for the post) look like the ones on my trees right now.
    I have red navels (cross between ruby reds and an orange), orange navels, valencias, and hamlins.

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    • MX2101

      TC as you know, your area is on the cusp.
      Just 40 miles or so north, and the oranges and tropical fruits will not survive.

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  16. halfbloodpope

    Will be watching ‘Captain Phillips’ (2013) with wife on this chilly New Yawk evening, fireplace on and the hound at my feet.

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  17. og

    True Detective sir.

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  18. clegger_2000

    Is “Klondike” the movie on Discovery Channel?

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  19. anton

    Phew! That was close. Thanks.

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  20. MX2101

    About time- The most ordinary and necessary things of life add up to years over a lifetime. You’ve read “you spend 23 years of your life sleeping” etc. That’s just the way it goes.

    I think it comes down to what a person does in the smaller periods of time, that are more meaningful and significant. Family moments, things like that.

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  21. fryguy15

    Cashback…worth a watch. Good camera work, makes you wonder the question of time

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  22. heckler

    Bummer Fly I know you were looking forward to it too

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  23. hattery

    Have you seen “Upstream Color”? People like it aparently, but I thought it was the worst movie I have seen.

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  24. ecchymosis

    Thank you sir – I was prepared to start watching tonight. I owe you 6 hours.

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  25. Canadian Beaver

    Sure, dis the Canuck movie….

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  26. ironbird

    The best market movie ever made is “Giant”. A true classic. It has it all.

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