LIVE! (but not from Davos)

I am reporting to you live, but, unfortunately, not from Davos. I report to you from confines of Princeton, NJ, in front of a television that is in fact reporting to me me– live from Davos! Don’t get me wrong, I envy those who have a purpose to travel to and attend Davos, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars for the privilege. Why, if I was in the business of selling nuclear reactors, I’d throw lavish parties for prospective middle eastern businessmen, in the hopes of procuring some contracts. However, I am just a mere manager of money, a person moving square pegs into square holes–a financial day laborer of sorts.

Also, I find nothing wrong with the price tag of Davos. One cannot put a price tag on exclusivity and it’s important to keep out the “riffraff” when conducting business. Without the steep price tag, miscreants might infect the ceremony, forever tainting it and ruining a perfectly legitimate meeting amongst “equals.” To quote animal farm, “some are more equal than others” of course.

Early going, the market looks solid and I am making money. I want to toss a few dollars in the market today, bored looking at the cash just sit there doing nothing.