iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LOOK WHO’S BACK

You didn’t think the market would trade lower again, did you?

You make this too easy for me. It’s like stealing the false teeth from an old lady in a wheeled chair at a red light. The NASDAQ is flying and my positions, save GOGO, are punching higher. I’ve made back plenty of losses and am now well on my way towards victory, of the unadulterated sort–if there is even such a thing.

From the watch list, CLDX is ripping bras and breasts off.

Look at TXTR, in all of its sublime grandeur, crushing the minds and spirits of the lemonade salesmen over at Citron Research. And, again, have a quick glance (DO NOT STARE!!!) at my RPTP, which has been my 2nd largest position for several days now.

Lastly, take out your “beer goggles” and have a gander at BALT, up on the day, even though Capesize rates have basically dropped to nothing, fulfilling the prophecy of Jennifer, yet no one seems to care.

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18 comments

  1. dawg

    The Fly is Gawd

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  2. belly of the beast
    belly of the beast

    OMG ! They Killed Jenny !

    http://youtu.be/tUVxf8hPkxE

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  3. duckkell

    any other degenerate gamblers holding AMRN? small play..just for the action

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  4. stockgator

    http://screencast.com/t/dPvmh0Nz RPTP about to rip tits

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  5. matt_bear

    GOGO is sitting at the edge of a volume pocket down to 19. i challenge you to a dual, sir Fly.

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  6. og

    I added to TSLA yesterday. 😉

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  7. heaterman

    This is all well and good but what I would really like to know is any of the distinguished gentlemen/women in these hallowed halls partook of the “no pants” event held yesterday supposedly worldwide.
    If so, I would submit that any claiming to have imbibed in this degenerate merriment please submit photographic proof of said participation.

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  8. tangohotel

    Might I suggest it would be humourous (sic) if you hired the Jurassic Park creator to breed Velociraptors to show off your RPTP position? Tricky girl.

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