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This Market Is About To Get Going

Aside from yours truly and some of the finer gentlemen of this site, the market has been bruising for most during 2014. But that’s all about to change, very quickly. I am expecting to see momentum on the grandest scale ever imagined to be displayed for you, naked, without any of its fine under-garments. There will be dot com stocks upon Chinese burritos that will make the original dot com bubble look like mere child’s play.

In more important news, I am back to drinking Earl Grey tea again and have thrown out all of my coffee beans. I was becoming addled with the caffeine, behaving like a depraved fiend. No wonder every single homeless man I don’t know prefers coffee over tea.

In other news, I am about to swap out one stock for another.

DEVELOPING…

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14 comments

  1. matt_bear

    excellent pic.

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  2. chief keef

    Earled?

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  3. heckler

    Oh damn Fly, just make sure it’s a robust and vigorous brew

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  4. sk

    I’m up about 30% on my 2-stock portfolio of BALT and YGE, like a true student of Modern Portfolio Theory.

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    • tradercaddy

      A/K/A put all of your eggs in one basket and then WATCH that basket- Andrew Carnagie/Mark Twain.

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  5. kdog

    He looks better with a suit on.

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  6. Marc David

    Ditch coffee.
    Ditch coconut oil.

    Damn it man. I can’t figure you out. Maybe that’s the point?

    Anyway, hope you are making gainz and getting swole.

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    • tradercaddy

      I always heard/read that coconut oil was good for raising one’s HDLs, the good cholesterol?

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  7. the pirate

    In suspense we be cap’n fly. Arrr.

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  8. chief keef

    wtf is wrong with coconut oil?? I just started.

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  9. jules

    Thank you for showing ANGI your pimp hand today.

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  10. yoshii11

    Can you let me buy calls in the one and puts in what you get out of before you make the swap (that’s if they are optionable)?…thanks. LOL

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  11. flyaway17

    Keep this stock on your radar, SPCB, the run isn’t over yet. If I’m wrong, define your risk and get out.

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  12. flyaway17

    Oh man, just saw your trade alert, Fly! Was telling mr. Partridge I hate to bet against OA, should be interesting to see who is right in this trade.

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