iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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YOU SHOULD SHUT UP NOW

I am up 3% this morning, thanks to a little bit of leverage and a lot of LITB. I warned you on Friday that LITB was the next Chinese lottery ticket to go. Did you get involved, or simply waste your time gawking at ridiculous charts!?

I don’t want to hear or read anything that besmirches my actions, for the rest of time. I’ve provided you, the unworthy pleb, with ample opportunity to get yourselves out of the housing tenements you find yourselves in, from timely picks to a staff employed on this web address whose sole purpose in life is to provide the unworthy with stock picks for the betterment of society.

I’ve said enough. I am going back to sleep now.

Good day.

 

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15 comments

  1. ripper

    ty fly just dumped it 9.55. balancing out my ANGI and LNKD calls losses.

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  2. the pirate

    Not worthy we be. Arrrr.

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  3. chief keef

    Surely you jest. The Fly needs but a few hours each night of “sleep”, which is primarily used by his subconscious mind to conjure its most extraordinary plans.

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  4. belzile

    You made me good money on this one. Sold half already. Great start to 2014!

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  5. eazykid

    If any of this was spurred on by my comment on the last blog post, I was being purt but it was a genuine question. Was it not a springboard for a good talking point?

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  6. rigged game

    On what basis did you buy LITB, Fly?

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  7. boston george

    fly what do you say to someone that says shipping rates have peaked

    inquiring minds would like to know

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  8. og

    YELP!

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  9. heckler

    Bummed I missed out on LITB by a penny. Got stopped out the other day.

    Fly, have you seen this rap? You remind me of George Washington (the historic figure)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

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  10. mr.partridge

    LITB RBCN hat tip! and big thank you Dr.!

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  11. duckkell

    BALT sailing away – (no chris cross)

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  12. gatorsun

    LITB riding with the fly…winner winner

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  13. xochi

    BALT RBCN AMBA MODN BRCM spasibo

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