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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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UP 5.19%…FOR THE DAY

Hello bozo, clowns.

I was up 5.19% for the day. What was your percentage gain? For the year, I am now up more than 8%, whilst taking long naps throughout the trading session.

The Northern winds are blowing cold these days, stimulating the intelligent people who reside in the northeast corridor of the United States. As the southern and western folk of this great nation whither away like dust on a baseball field, swinging their golf clubs, half drunk, full stupid, the great northern thinkers, preserved by the effervescent winds of the arctic, seize stock market gains.

I’ve partaken in such an adventure and intend to partake in it some more.

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14 comments

  1. TheHarper

    +5.67% so far this year.

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  2. sk

    It’s long been a theory of mine that colder weather=smarter people.

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    • The Fly

      This isn’t a theory. It is fact.

      Call me Santa Claus.

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      • sk

        A northerner by blood, I have been banished to the barely South, where heathens vomit Jack Daniels on each others’ faces and pray to the gods of the forest for eternal life.

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  3. bood

    1.98%. i’m fine with it .

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  4. matt_bear

    Over 10% for me. Calls- HCA, YY, SCTY, YOKU. Stock-BALT.

    AAPL and FSLR are the only blemishes to a beautiful portfolio. Like Cindy Crawford’s mole.

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  5. clegger_2000

    SHOMP?

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  6. mad marsupial

    Funny you should ask. I got 90% on VRS today. My first 90% intra-day trade, but I feel cheated. I REALLY wanted bragging rights for 100% but never got there. Geez the MJ stocks are on a tear GRNH HEMP CBIS MJNA ERBB MDBX. Smoke ’em if ya got ’em!

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  7. gatorsun

    ALL Fly zone trades for me ripping…RBCN/LITB/BALT …Thank you

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  8. tradercaddy

    Isn’t Jennifer from the North?
    And speaking of Bozo the Clown.
    When I was a ‘lil tyke in Chicago I would watch Bozo (in B&W on a Philco) on WGN.
    They used to have a game called the “Magic Bucket” and the kid would throw a ping pong ball into the buckets (there were six) and the farther out he went the better the prize.
    Well, one day the kid missed bucket six and said crap (live shows).
    Bozo replied, “That’s a Bozo no no.”
    The kid said, Cram it clown.”
    That had to be about 50+ years ago.

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  9. charlie

    Well done, Senor.

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  10. YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    YELP?~!

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