I started off 2014 by taking uppercuts to the scrotum. Immediately, I was down 2%, watching BALT and ANGI swoon like two drunk whores wearing high heels. Then, all of a sudden, lightening struck the New York Stock Exchange, electrifying some of my stocks–placing fire onto the faces of those betting against me.
At this very moment, I am incinerating short sellers in YY and RBCN. BALT is coming back and ANGI is still in the South of Bronx, drunk, wearing stilettos.
Chinese lotto stock, WBAI, is zooming higher, putting me in a rather good mood. Bear in mind, you, I don’t own any WBAI. However, it makes me happy to see such a degenerate stock trade up. I wonder what the people are thinking before they buy it. Look at MDBX. I wonder what those people are thinking too. I bet they are really stoned out, thinking marijuana will soon be retailed inside of high schools and other places of learning. Drugs should be legal of course, this way society can melt away into the oblivion of stark raving madness. Robberies and murder should be legal too of course, as it is the right of every human to take what they want–when they want it.
To sum things up: the market is weak, apparently due to “tax reasons,” according to the sages on CNBC. What said tax reasons on January 2nd are is totally beyond my pay grade–but apparently, it’s very true indeed. “The Fly” is now +0.6% for the day, erasing all of the bad memories of 1 hour ago.
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ANGI will be fine. In fact, I’m adding moar of that whore.
People don’t do the majority of the trading and computers don’t think in the sense that we do. Also, next time you e-mail me, Fly, could it be so I can get in early on the iBC Holdings ipo?
total gibberish
I meant that the MM algos are probably pushed WBAI up near the open for no real reason.
Weird, I was looking at WBAI too last night and this morning and put together a watch list of China stocks. I predict SOL rebounds and somehow collects the $ owed to them by these degenerate state-run companies they sell their solar products. KNDI is going nuts again. Nice dip-buying on BALT today and GTAT, long both.
aw man, whomever bought that dip in FSLR or SCTY this morning must be pretty happy right now. Congrats.
Whither goest RBCN?
Should one even mess with KNDI? I totally missed that train.