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The Trade is To Be Long, Very Long

On December 11th 2013, The PPT disseminated an oversold reading to her members. Those who were learned men, gentlemen of community in good standing, adhered to the basic principles of the algorithm and injected their portfolios with cocaine. According to the new trading programme that I unveiled here the other day, something of a late channukah, early pagan Xmas gift to all of you, the trade is to be long, very long, shares of TNA, not to be confused with “tits and ass”–not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I am going to inebriate myself this weekend, in celebration of life, as well as Mrs. Fly’s birthday. Being that she still espouses the viewpoints of the prohibitionists, in all of its puritanical tyranny, I hope she appreciates my candor when I say: “I am going to get inebriated this weekend, dear.”

Santa Ben and his elves at the Federal Reserve doused the fields of battle with flammables today. It is now our duty to light the match and watch the shorts scurry about in search of water, as they melt, every so slowly, into the New Year.

Cheers!

 

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14 comments

  1. Sam K

    I hear ya

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  2. jules

    I’ve been a member for about a year and I’m amazed at how accurate the PPT OS signal is, a mathematical masterpiece! From here on in I am purchasing an equivalent dollar amount of SPY calls on every OS signal.

    I dropped a message in the members site, the chart for HSBC is not being displayed correctly, maybe due to the ticker change.

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  3. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    Scotch ?

    http://youtu.be/haRp7fIaFTY

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  4. Heckler511

    How many candles on the good Mr. Fly’s birthday cake? And will said gentleman consider a drunken blog post?

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  5. J Livermore

    Just be careful Le Fly.

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  6. HalfBloodPope

    Classic moment when Francesa is owned. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pIy1vTnvN8

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  7. ironbird

    Futures are all round numbers right now. Hilarious. 1800 pin then an explosive santa rally? Rigged markets are awesome.

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  8. Pleb

    Hope you include, pal, when you tell the misses about your inebriation this weekend.

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  9. thorgood

    TNA is down 1.49 today…wtf? didn’t you say to go long? at what price was that call..thanks

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