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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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THE WORLD IS ENDING, YET AGAIN

As you all know by now, as men considered to be “in the know”, S&P futures are plunging this evening, like homosexual v neck sweaters, which started off with a very large trade. Why bore you with all of the gory details, when you are all “in the know” anyways?

Precisely.

A car jacking/bullet shot to the head routine traveled from parts unknown to the decadent nest of the Short Hills Mall, a place where The Fly has been known to parlay, as well as the indomitable ChessnWine. This, as well as other small particulars, is the reason why futures are lower this evening. Let’s also not forget that Homeland was on tonight and it did not bode well for some main characters.

A certain doom and gloom carries over the market this evening. Any tarriance on behalf of the sellers will only offer temporary respite for the doomed lodgers, long at the Summit top of this tape. If you are able to escape with 10% of your money, by the end of 2014, you should consider yourself “a fortunate man”, a person with 10,000 guardian angels fighting devils by your side.

Sleep tight, cellar dwellers of the olde school, for you will be taught a very harsh lesson, indeed, in regard to the new order of things tomorrow.

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23 comments

  1. matt_bear

    we need a good lock limit down. It’s been a few years. prepare the stink bids.

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  2. budh

    So China shit the bed. What else is new? We shake it off in the afternoon.

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  3. Hideous fibs

    Anyone ever try these : BVZ or BSZ binaries?

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  4. ironbird

    So the bad data comes out of the blue right before the no taper news shoots Santa out of a clown cannon labeled bear blood.

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    • ironbird

      Hilarious rip back in the futures. Hate the overnight flushes. Looks like the out of the hole Santa move is on hold for now.

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  5. bood

    futures are just ok at the moment

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  6. dukesanddukes

    futs are green….just sayin

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  7. TheHarper

    So we get a Happy Thanksgiving iBankCoin logo and a Merry Christmas iBankCoin logo, but conspicously missed a Happy Channukah logo. tsk tsk.

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    • The Fly

      That’s because Channukah is an infidel holiday.

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      • TheHarper

        Pesky Jews, they did kill Jesus after all.

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        • juice

          Jesus did not die … that was a lie created to enslave humans under another false belief system ! 🙂 word has it he lived till 115 and is buried somewhere in Kashmir

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  8. Leo

    Santa rally time!

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  9. bood

    usual and selected balters are in a buy pressure zone today ( even with dbi -0.30% )

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  10. matt_bear

    things getting dirty out in jersey? Shopping mall robbery now needing shots to the head??? Damn.

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  11. Formerly DMG

    Tim Grittani (left) began day trading penny stocks with $1,500 three years ago. By following the lessons of penny stock guru Tim Sykes (right), Grittani has raked in over $1 million in profits.

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  12. matt_bear

    the filthy underbelly of the stock world.

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  13. Jennifer

    Blah blah blah. I see the pumpers can’t figure out why the BDI is down again. Umm maybe because it peaks every fall. Get ready for a revisit of all time lows

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    • dukesanddukes

      short it then…fly buy more at these levels friday…if you dare bet against him..post your trade………..otherwise shut your hole!! good day ma’am

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