Benjamin Bernanke is engineering one final stock market rout before the year ends, before he retires to the beaches of South Beach Miami, where he will continue the good work as a cocaine vendor.
Rickard Santelli, from the CNBC, is so mad that the futures are ripping higher on news that more jobs were created for the month of November. He is simply besides himself with venomous rage. He even said “stocks would eventually go down” once all of the realities were understood. Gorilla of a man.
Mr. Bernanke begs to differ.
From the darkest corner of his parlour, he sits, quietly, laughing at the rats scurry atop the ship, trying to discern “what is all means.” He smokes from his pipe, filled with marijuana leaves, mumbling to himself “got you bitches real good this time, ho, ho,ho. I’m Santa Claus, motherfuckers.”
Fin.
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The Fly is God – amazing call and positioning
It’s getting old with the Tea Partiers. They scream and shout and blame Obama for lack of Jobs, and when the jobs number is up, they do the same.
They are sick people.
Say what you will about tea baggers. Nobody has a bigger set of balls than Ms. Palin.
Mrs. Palin is an idiot. She could be described as benchmark that all other idiots are gauged against. As for balls – I prefer my politicians to be open minded and intelligent – not locked on a set of economic theories they don’t understand & talking points penned by professional political hacks. You Sir are a dope.
I believe you didn’t get the sarcasm in the post about Sarahs balls.
And who exactly are the politicians you can name that are open minded and intelligent???? Obama, Reid, Pelosi, Boehner, Cantor? I don’t see these imaginary unicorns anywhere.
Due tell us who your intelligent and open minded politico’s are.
It’s ‘do’ dummy, not ‘due’.
Look stupid, I don’t have to explain myself to you. You’ll have to find someone else who has the patience to talk to a slow-witted 3rd grader.
obamacare will fixem
Going out on a high note … game, set, match!
Just plopped out of an SSO position i picked up yesterday…..I am about 110% long beyond that and will make a killing today.
Its time to fatten the wallets of the 1% to make this the grandest Christmas spending spree in the history of decadent spending.
I wish i had 40% of my portfolio in BALT instead of 4%, but its still a fine little position.
party on
BALT over 5.60 we are off to the races..well done fly( feels kinda GOGOish)
i was at steve’s pizza down in north miami beach and met a gentleman who was talking stocks and he told me, i shit you not, that he was watching the baltic index and that I should buy dry ships and that he was planning to buy big in January. I just nodded politely as I reconciled that we are probably the crowd unloading these shares by then, at huge profits, to the likes of him.
How do you know said gent wasn’t me?
last night? well then nice to meet you javier.
LOL!
The Fly is traipsing pizza joints giving out free financial advice!
TOO funny!!
I’ll tell you how matt_bear knows, because you are AHEAD of the game dude. Could not have been you.
i swear i’m not making this up, but he also said he likes mid $90 stocks because they tend to hit 100 then overshoot. I’m starting to think he might be a reader here.
BALT will run…Javier will be late to the party Jan 1 but will still make plenty of cashe. Unless of course its 10+ by then
Javier…hahahahahahahhahaha Funny
fly, that guy was ugly, couldn’t have been you!
South Beach is actually Miami Beach- across the Causeway and Biscayne Bay.
When I was a kid it used to be porno shops, drug addicts, homeless, etc. and Wolfie’s Deli.
The beach was crap.
I’m looking around for Sethster99. Anyone seen him? ……….. I thought not.
my vxx puts are up 73%. I got nothing but love for sethster. he’s walked me thru 2 big trades.
Then why don’t you go makeout with him?
IMMR anyone?? trying to average down here, wondering if its about to move
still own it and like you am averaging down. but i’m a pleb and not to be treated like having expert advice.
thanks..I hear ya…there are more plebs on here than you know..
200 years from today, children will sing songs of Saint Benjamin, the mysterious figure who breaks into your home and leaves gift wads of cash in your freezer. Saint Nicholas will be a thing long forgotten
ROFL