iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Santa Claus for Me, Not For You

When I said: “the Santa Claus rally begins now”, you didn’t think that included you, or did you?

Ever since that post, my fortunes have soared, alongside profits. Shares of NSTG, BALT, SOL, YELP and GIMO are sharply higher. All I need is RBCN to lift off and I’ll ask nothing more from the stock Gods.

People, after yesterday’s small rally into the bell, The PPT never did close at Oversold; but it is oversold now. Let the market close badly. Allow the people on CNBC punch each other in the face for a good scoop, hedge fund redemptions and the like. Rest assured, Santa didn’t forget you. You will get yours.

In the end, everyone gets what they deserve and that has nothing to do with fate. Be patient.

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14 comments

  1. acehood

    Santa? This is all about Saint Nick’s Day on Friday.

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  2. Juice

    looks like le fly’s ship is leaving port

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  3. SK

    It’s only a matter of time before the sun shines and boats soar and no tits are safe, as they will all be ripped off.

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  4. Omeizer

    Look at my FRO go….

    Elfie must be bringing good news back to the North Pole each night.

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  5. TheHarper

    A Thousand Year Reich! (Idk why I keep doing that)

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  6. jules

    Every time these bears get outta pocket, the pimp slap cometh. Stanky hoes.

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  7. JCraddock1

    BALT is lagging to GNK and EGLE today, load the boat? (no pun intended)

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  8. jules

    Where are all da bears? Cheeks prolly red as hell right now.

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  9. ironbird

    Fast food workers going on strike tomorrow. So the clown goes on tingle up my ass that night. Socialism is so bullish.

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  10. tradercaddy

    So they still haven’t caught the bear that put the lady across the street in the hospital. The donuts didn’t work yesterday and the media is still out here with their copters and stuff.
    They caught a small female and I think they are trying to lure the male.
    But, they should have put sprinkles on the donuts because just about every red blooded male will pass up intimate relations just to eat a donut with sprinkles.

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    • gatorsun

      +1 its the big news event around here for sure..up there with George Z and Casey “skank” A.

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