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GET BACK IN THE MATRIX

Futures are higher and the peasants are being overrun by leather whips, lashes to the face and chin.

With the ‘historic’ Iranian peace accord (ack, ack, ack) Brent crude should underperform, as it is likely that fresh Brent supplies will make it to the world stage soon enough. If that’s the case, you want to avoid US refinery stocks, until the spread ‘normalizes.’ In general, however, the perverts in DC will never let crude drop below $85, as it’s against their best interest to do so. Therefore, any dip in oil stocks due to this marvelous peace deal should be bought.

As a matter of fact, everything should be bought, sans the stocks that are heading into earnings. You want to avoid reality as much as possible. Live inside of the Matrix, become and actor, someone important; live in Australia. But, by no means should you ever live in the real world and have to deal with the consequences of an earnings miss.

Once earnings are out of the way, we can live on Fantasy Island again, throw Hawaiian flowers at one another, get drunk and buy stocks.

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19 comments

  1. johnrotten

    “Get drunk and buy stocks” …. Utopian

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  2. FRANK

    Stocks treading water

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  3. gatorsun

    what rally?

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  4. gatorsun

    sure gets quiet here when shit aint working

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  5. heisenberg

    every time

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  6. gatorsun

    sad indeed…hooping and hollering,testosterone pumping …to…curled up in the fetal position

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  7. duckkell

    haptic schmaptic

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  8. the Pirate

    This ‘peace’ deal is the greatest disaster for US security (and the world) since Chamberlin, 1938….

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  9. johnrotten

    Any thoughts on Solars in the short term? My nuts roasting under a magnifying glass at the moment.

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  10. mr.partridge

    What happened to Jake?

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  11. the Pirate

    BTW, this is TOTALLY unrelated, but if anyone is suffering big losses in the mkt just read this and realize it could be FAR worse for you:

    “PLEDGE LOSES TESTICLE AFTER HORRIFIC NIGHT OF HAZING”
    http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/15425/

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  12. TheTele

    When an earnings report is unaudited is that a positive or negative thing?

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  13. og

    Yelllpppp

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  14. Mr. Cain Thaler

    If you’re having trouble finding the rally, here it is:

    http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=%5EGSPC+Interactive#symbol=^gspc;range=2y;compare=;indicator=volume;charttype=area;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=off;source=undefined;

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