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I Eat the Bread. I Eat the Crumbs.

On the table is a loaf of bread. I pick the bread up and slice it with my knife. I cut it to ribbons and eat it all. After I eat the bread, I gather the crumbs and eat them too. I eat as much as I can now, while there is bread on the table, knowing a famine could be ’round the corner at any time.

As we embark on closing out a 7th straight up week in the market, I want to vigorously roundhouse people in the face, knock their ears from their heads, as I’ve all but missed it.

I missed the boat, being in the boat, suffering in the cabin with other cursed fishermen. But we are hungry and will continue our journey. Our vessel is no longer neutral, as it’s now fitted for open seas piracy and our crew has grown deranged from starvation.

I am going now, seeing my portfolio up a mere 0.57% for the day and BALT lower.  Any wholesale changes will be met with comedy, as was the case with ALJ and TRLA. Therefore, I’ve decided to remain aboard this vessel  and just ride it out.

Better currents ahead!

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39 comments

  1. zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. j

    i watch the perfect storm every time im flipping thru channels and that see its on. its one of those movies.

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  3. matt_bear

    when BALT finally takes off, will you be showcasing lonely island’s music video?

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  4. from gorby

    $BALT
    To buy it you would have to trust the China
    story

    cheers

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  5. halloweenpleb

    you buy it because Le Fly says so! Period.

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  6. Trading_Nymph

    NO NO NO….HUGH WENT BULLISH…NOW I am the only BEAR Left in this world. Bubbles Suck.

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  7. godsdog

    giggle snort, le fly can right and glide, love peace

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  8. flyaway17

    NVAX and SVA and ETF PJP buys on any dip.
    I hate RIG.

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  9. budh

    +56% since July. Mostly from buying a few call options on old man stocks.

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  10. It Is Showtime

    [Insert generic this is the top, lookout below comment, Here]

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  11. Ohthe BOMB

    The most useless, ridiculous concepts of all time (worst first): Feel free to add.

    1. Bitcoins
    2. Google Glass(es)
    3) Twitter
    4) Open Tables

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    • FABIO GETS GOOSED!!!
      FABIO GETS GOOSED!!!

      Yes, “ridiculous concepts” sure are stupid on an “investment” site. Feel free to add:

      1.) Bitcoins, up 5,743% ytd
      2.) GOOG stock, up 42% ytd
      3.) TWTR, up 64% from IPO pricing
      4.) OPEN, up 58% ytd

      Don’t let your aversion to “ridiculous ideas” spoil a good time, champ.

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  12. FABIO GETS GOOSED!!!
    FABIO GETS GOOSED!!!

    “Any wholesale changes will be met with comedy, as was the case with ALJ and TRLA.”

    I know you will claim it’s all tongue and cheek, but says a lot if you are more concerned with the perception of your return than the actual decision making that could lead to a given outcome.*

    *no financial advice offered.

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  13. FABIO GETS GOOSED!!!
    FABIO GETS GOOSED!!!

    Oh, and with deference, Happy Turkey Day Fly

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  14. og

    Up day but Momos still suck ass. wtf!

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  15. A_da_Guia

    What’s up with GIMO? SDN should be a hot market but the stock is moving sideways (there were some recent announcements of SDN deals by CSCO, CYAN, NEC, etc.). Where’s GIMO in all this?

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  16. from gorby

    Hugh Hendry is on your team now

    Cheers

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  17. ironbird

    Still no real Dems on Realtime. The political shit show is growing like a cancer. The tapes apathy is remarkable.

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    • ironbird

      Bill appears visibly ill when thinking on clowncare. And unbelievably is also talking up the JFK anniversary bullshit. Really?!? The left needs a happy pill, pronto.

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  18. Trading_Nymph

    OK topic, So you know that I have had this thesis since 2009 about the artificial nature of Commodity growth out of China lifting so much and causing a massive bubble, anyway at the Robin Hood Conf one of the uber Pros was talking about the SuperCycle in Commodities finally coming to an end…which should pop this darn 5 year bubble I have been watching. WTI really should price higher then Brent,Copper has no business sitting above 2.00, etc…our world is awash with Speculators holding commodities because QE has given them this bizarre belief that we have Global Growth/and or Inflation coming. But, the only truth in this market is that Bubbles always Pop.

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    • Trading_Nymph

      Also, Off Topic, Just looking at CNBC’s overall ratings….I wonder if Fly gets more viewers on a daily basis? Market top and CNBC is falling off a cliff..says a lot.

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      • ironbird

        Commodities are the bubble? The price of copper is the problem? Total no clue what you are talking about. Although there is somehow a lefty doomer way to see the markets in the whole take. Interesting view.

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