Even though you’ve managed to fail at everything you’ve ever tried, since little league baseball: you’re about to make a tremendous amount of money in the stock exchange!
The great Turkey run of 2013 is about to commence. On the menu is the hearts and livers of those who bet against you. Would you like to eat these delicacies with rice or potato?
Your wife is going to think you’re so cool, she’s gonna buy you one of those “T-Bird” leather jackets from Grease for making all of that coin. You’re a lucky man.
Shortsellers will be crippled under junked Tesla automobiles and not afforded the luxury of wheeled chairs. Without the assistance of reality, via earnings reports, the bears will fall inside of the “fantasy hole”, subsequently devoured–never to be seen again.
All of “The Fly’s” stocks will recover and he will close out the year, miraculously, at all time highs, plus 70%–punching people in the face, knock-out style, all the way to the bank. Parades will be held in his honour and smaller men will be sacrificed to the stock gods, honored in the fires of a pyre, for the benefit of everyone here at iBankCoin.
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Funniest read ever
http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/mike-tyson-undisputed/1/
Long live Tyson
“I crushed his hands into dust and kicked off his kneecaps and he started crying so I put a chair through his back. He was crawling around like Bishop from Aliens I said tell me where your daughters go to school so I can make them all pregnant but then the Army showed up with a helicopter.”
dafuqamireading
I saw it on HBO a few days ago … was worth the time … he was good
holy crap. that is funny!
Lol +1
I said I am a dangerous animal.
LOL … Didn’t Tyson say he had a bag of clean urine in his shorts to pass the drug test before fights ?
Sorry to be off topic, but Apple just stealthed itself onto my Windoze laptop by way of an Adobe update ! Looks like they want to take off the silk gloves.
I have a trusty old laptop with Windoze XP and Ed Norton doing security because I never wanted to get sucked into Vista or Windoze 7. Millions of others probably use that as a good enough excuse not to buy new equipment, and that just adds to ITT budget cuts.
Today after Adobes’ update I was advised to update my Flashplayer and Quicktime Thigamajig, and low and behold I was left with Apple software and Crazy John McAfee was battling it out with Ed Norton.
Bottom line, Tim Cook wants to be perceived as “butch, not bitch”.
The fucking dems just went full kingfish in the senate. None of this shit matters until it does, but how many obviously fucked up, soon to be, future events does it take? Wall of worry or Wall of reality? Teflon.
Another meaningless brick in the wall is cable news. The rightside is funny and retarded. The leftside is fucking scary. What do they not want to control? Teflon Tape.
Tyson is one of natures most lovable obsolete creations. He is a barbarian living the only way he knows how. The world needs more of him.
I called David a faggot bitch too many times for the TV network.
She knew I worked very hard on them and she didn’t care so I climbed up on the roof and threw cinder blocks at her. Only one sort of hit her but she called the cops on me anyway and they had to get me down with a net.
Natty seems interesting here. The shale oil boom is known and has been pumped hard all year. Any interest in the nat gas industry complex?
Weekly options have changed the game. Round numbers everywhere. Last Friday was a monthly(right?) but still a prop then Mon thru Wed flush. Rinse and repeat trade could be here.
All Hail the God’s of Turkey and Markets, and Lord Fly, himself.
It is right to give thanks and praise.
Just one more comeback please
cheers
Did somebody say Turkey?