iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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UPPERCUT TO THE SCROTUM

I was going to do some “chart art” for ALJ’s recent SURGE upwards. But, quite frankly, the narrative is too tragic for me to endure. I sold the stock, mind you, at the precise lows, only to watch it, pornographically, erect itself off the backs of idiots like me. The other day, when I penned the blog about not looking back, that was at lower prices–friendo. But when it surges, naturally, those opinions no longer apply.

No worries. As soon as the time machine is out from the shoppe, I will go back to Friday and buy more, instead of selling it. You stupid idiots won’t know any better because I’ll erase this post and you’ll never know that I sold, since the future will be altered. Maybe while I’m at it, I’ll short SRPT too.

MU looks “dreamy”, as one of my ambiguously gay friends used to say. I’m actually making money today because NSTG and RBCN are higher. Of course if I would’ve held onto ALJ, I’d be bowling on you bozos right now, drinking O positive from a diamond encrusted chalice.

I’ve moved past brewing coffee, by the way. I find eating the coffee beans straight out from the bag “desirable”. Be careful not to eat more than 8, however, else you’ll get the jitters like a cat on a hot in roof.

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40 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    now see here… 🙂

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  2. controller

    Hot tin roof. Does that time machine work both ways? Can you tell me when $BALT will finally go UP?

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  3. wolfdaddy

    I feel that way about Gogo. Disgusts me.

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  4. tradingnymph

    Fucking Credit Suisse upgraded of ALJ, HOW the fuck can they upgrade them on the eve of the collapse of Brent Prices? Really should be illegal. North Sea Productions are at super high levels, China Big Meeting gave us nothing to spike up Brent (which is weaker today), Iran is SOOOOO close with a Sanctions deal, meeting in less then two weeks…AND Credit Suisse Upgrades??? LOL, suckers.

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    • TheHarper

      Iran is the farthest thing away from a Sanctions deal. Do you know much about middle eastern politics?

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      • tradingnymph

        Yes I do. Kerry was only brought in when the deal was close, Cathy has been all smiley face which isn’t like her. Instead of waiting months for the next meeting, they continued only mere 11 days. BTW, the deal imho is more for China/India not Iran, they will be in violation because they hit the amount of Iran Oil they can buy, So either Sanctions Change or China is in Violations.

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    • jules

      Trading Nymph none of your predictions have come true, ever.

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      • tradingnymph

        I have under judged the historical nature of the Actions of the Central Banks around the world. That is true. The under estimation that people care about Bubbles, that is also true. But, whether North Seas has over production, that is not a prediction, it’s just research. The next Sanctions Meeting Date vs historical past dates, that is also just a fact. The China Possible Sanctions Violation with Iran Oil, also just a fact. So unless US Congress blocks a deal, there is no predictions here.

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        • jules

          What other facts do you have? You seem to know so much.

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          • speerothekid

            LOL

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          • ballsacks

            yall are all some fuckin retards, smdh

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          • tradingnymph

            I will probably assume that I put in more hours then most following the global markets and the movement of Commodities, F/x. bonds and Equities. At Market tops, everyone long feels so right, even though they don’t do much research.

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          • TheHarper

            Well, one thing you don’t do is learn more about the Middle East then I. Fact. But, I do appreciate your input even if it has been a bit off recently. Keep up the good work.

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          • TheHarper

            I laughed. When you know as much as I do about the leadership of said country. You realize that there is a bigger power play being had. These “agreements on a roadmap” are a dime a dozen, young lady. Don’t trust those tricky Persians.

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          • tradingnymph

            Actually it was the French at the meeting that caused the delay. Congress is waiting to hear from Kerry, so it looks like that will be a non issue. Plus, I indicated, it’s China that needs the sanctions deal..so it should be done.

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          • TheHarper

            Yeah, you still have no idea. China could perhaps take a “little” heat, but nothing will change. Sorry.

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          • jules

            Yes your input is appreciated. Are you a member of the ppt?

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          • tradingnymph

            I like Fly’s Algo, I was a member for a couple of months and did a mini comment forum on how it moves. It is a GREAT overbought/oversold indicator, but at the present time I am following the matrix of this bubble we have created and not doing bottoms up analysis, which I miss.

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      • TheHarper

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA thats actually hilarious.

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        • ballsacks

          the Harper going HAM on nymph

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        • tradingnymph

          I see nothing in way of Analysis, you could have at least pointed out that the crack spread is greater today due to the fact API and EIA numbers should suck this week. But all I see is nothing from you.

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          • TheHarper

            are you referring to me, Ms. Nymph?

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          • ballsacks

            curtains, she just owned u harper

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          • TheHarper

            she was referring to you, brah.

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          • tradingnymph

            Harper, It is a general comment, not personal. I don’t mind anyone finding fault in my analysis, but I want them to actually have something to argue vs Your Wrong.

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          • ballsacks

            BOOM

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          • TheHarper

            Point taken. And here it is:

            The problem with “analyzing Iran” is that you are taking a logical approach to their actions. Think back to MAD, mutually assured destruction, now that is logical. That keeps enemies from destroying each other.

            However, when it comes to Iran, you need to think like its Dr. Strangelove and no one has told the other side about the Doom’s Day Machine.

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          • tradingnymph

            I have hope the new govt is logical. Iran is getting killed economically and the people there are hurting, IMHO Dr. Strangelove may not be the case. China isn’t going to take heat and stop buying Iran Oil at the level they are use to.

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          • TheHarper

            The new government is NO different from the old. Look who is directly beneath the President and you will know what I speak of. As well as, who actually picks the President. Because if you think its a true democracy you are kidding yourself.

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          • tradingnymph

            Not even close to a democracy. I watched the process unfold. Why IMHO they had to move center was because the mass public is getting angry. And Angry People overthrow Govts. Inflation is killing them, wonder if they can export that to EU, lol.

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  5. heckler

    try the chocolate covered espresso beans Fly. They are like crack because, a) you can’t stop eating them, and b) you start tweaking after a couple dozen

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  6. halloweenpleb

    major fuckery with ALJ… it pisses me off big time and I was not even in the trade. need to learn The Fly’s coolness…
    Respectfully,

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  7. juice

    hysterical

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  8. capeless wonder

    BALT to offer additional secondary!

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  9. matt_bear

    I let go of GOGO and ONVO last week, and kept BALT.

    The trifecta of suckage in my account.

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