UPPERCUT TO THE SCROTUM

I was going to do some “chart art” for ALJ’s recent SURGE upwards. But, quite frankly, the narrative is too tragic for me to endure. I sold the stock, mind you, at the precise lows, only to watch it, pornographically, erect itself off the backs of idiots like me. The other day, when I penned the blog about not looking back, that was at lower prices–friendo. But when it surges, naturally, those opinions no longer apply.

No worries. As soon as the time machine is out from the shoppe, I will go back to Friday and buy more, instead of selling it. You stupid idiots won’t know any better because I’ll erase this post and you’ll never know that I sold, since the future will be altered. Maybe while I’m at it, I’ll short SRPT too.

MU looks “dreamy”, as one of my ambiguously gay friends used to say. I’m actually making money today because NSTG and RBCN are higher. Of course if I would’ve held onto ALJ, I’d be bowling on you bozos right now, drinking O positive from a diamond encrusted chalice.

I’ve moved past brewing coffee, by the way. I find eating the coffee beans straight out from the bag “desirable”. Be careful not to eat more than 8, however, else you’ll get the jitters like a cat on a hot in roof.