iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE HOLY SPIRIT HAS CURSED ME!

Twitter is public and its share price has soared, at the expense of the rest of the market. It’s a sell the news scenario and it’s all the rage. At $26 billion, Twitter is cheap, based off 2020 earnings.

EVERYTHING THAT I OWN IS DROWNING IN PIG VOMIT.

These stocks can’t drop fast enough, crushing me into a vise lined with steel spikes.

I am down another 1.5% this morning and will continue to suffer, as ALJ, BALT and RBCN get steamrolled.

My advice to you is to run. Run as fast as you can from this cursed place and go live a simple life of sheep herding or raise some llamas. This Wall Street business can be very rewarding. It allows you to spend money, gratuitiously, while laughing at the plights of the working class. However, every so often, this god foresaken job sucks the life out of you, tossing you onto the Devi’s BBQ to be slow roasted during periods of mediocrity and underperformance.

As for BALT: earnings were exactly where I thought they’d be. This company is on the verge of profitability. I am sticking with it.

Oh, by the way, remember that loser from Seeking Alpha who was wrong on AMBA? Well, he did another hit piece on FLTX and was wrong again.

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24 comments

  1. johnrotten

    Me too Bro. Me too

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  2. bountyhunter

    Bring back Merlin!

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  3. juice

    the holy spirit only curses if you aren’t praying correctly

    bow down & prostrate yourself in the proper doggishly submissive pleading manner

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  4. j livermore

    How could something so right, go so wrong?

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  5. sethster99

    What about RBCN? Time to cut ties?

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  6. duckkell

    patience is not my virtue..adding more BALT at some price?

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  7. budh

    Romania?

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  8. heckler

    I’ve got like 25% cash – do we buy this mess?

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  9. kneelb4me

    what was the dud’es name that was wrong on AMBA and FLTX?

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  10. jules

    Cutting ties with TRLA?

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  11. tradingnymph

    This Is an Amazing Day, First we have Iran Sanctions Deal Pending which will kill the Brent Price if past (China really needs it to pass). Refiners will fall into the flames if Brent truly reflects the real demand out there imho. ECB ACTED, they cut rates and there is NO Party in the Cocaine Streets and last, (CAC is Red) GDP came in strong which surprises me that our 10 year is weak? So FOMC come on and get tapering..Perfect Bear Storm…finally.

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  12. the_wolf

    i still see your vision sir fly,
    and it is undeniable pellucid Genius,
    you are a prodigy and inspiration !
    house of fly will be exalted and revered, and redeemed !

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  13. the_wolf

    i only suck up when i am inspired, and it is warranted and genuinely deserved,
    and there is no denying the fact, the fly is an absolute genius

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  14. TJWP

    Immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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