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Dear Plebs, Let Us Pray

For some reason, I am completely out of step with this rotational rally. The stocks that were running are taking a breather, making way for some new stocks to propel higher and assume leadership.

YELP is reporting earnings after the bell and I don’t own a single share.

Life as I know it is a moribund tragedy, in slow motion. I watch myself making mistakes, paralyzed by success.

Retailers look good again, as well as restaurants.

Look at YY! I wanted to buy it back, but didn’t have the funds to do so–because I am leveraged to the hilt with garbage stocks.

The rage is toilet paper and toothpaste stocks, mega cap dividend payers. I own KMB and WM in an olde man portfolio. But “The Fly” isn’t about that life, plainly stated.

Pray for Le Fly. Tell your God that he requires “absurd sustenance” and prefers to “bathe in unchecked hedonism through stock market gains, instead of this devilish taunting that can only be crafted by demons and goblins.”

May your prayers reach the Lord in a timely fashion so that “The Fly” might be able to bask in the glory that he deserves in very short order.

Amen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGwz_MoSCqA

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12 comments

  1. acehood1

    Tell the family no xmas presents unless you’re up at least 75% for the year.

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  2. kasparov

    Time to start throwing maidens into volcanoes, and offering up prayers (to the old gods and the new).

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  3. kg

    HD

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  4. matt_bear

    You think YELP beats?

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  5. heckler

    Lord have mercy.

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  6. gatorsun

    X we kickin’ ass kohler style

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  7. it is showtime

    More longtime bears becoming bulls. Love it.

    the signs continue. keep pushing it bulls. Happy 100 Fed

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  8. gatorsun

    you know its bad when pagans start praying

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