I carefully monitored all of your ideas, ran it through my computer simulator, and none of them came out as being “good.” While it’s true, I appreciate the zeal that many of you put forward, offering slapshot advice for free on the internets and all. But the sad, yet salient, fact remains: you are all but the reader class, nothing more or less.
Some of you might work at large investments banks or even manage billions of dollars for the benefit of your partners. However, when you are here on the site, unfortunately, you are nothing but a reader. That’s not to subtract anything from your persona. I am sure you are a very kind and generous person, even though you are a mere morsel of a specimen in a sea of specimens here at iBC.
The answer to the previous question: “What is your top pick heading into the holidays?” read many things, none of which highlighted the correct answer, provided from the milk of the bosoms of Mother Market herself: YELP.
See, YELP is what one might describe as being a “good pick”, whilst many of yours are simply adequate or “amusing.”
I’d be lying to you if I said that I wasn’t disappointed in you. Shame on your house– for the sins you put forth in these halls tonight.
Good night.
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The Fly is God.
so we rip tomorrow through earnings?
Sorry, I cannot play wet nurse to you in this regard, not so late in the evening on a sunday night.
Go eat a banana.
$immr
I Love Yelp, But
http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2013/10/22/i-love-yelp-but/
At the right price, old sport
“old sport” hahahhahahahahahahaha
yelp up $1.25 in premarket — not cheap
Do you know what the difference between FB and YELP is? Only one will close above 100 before the year ends.
That would be ‘neither’
I spy with my little eye an incorrect pronoun-antecedent relationship in the first sentence. I find such grammatical errors charming—in the same way as the reader-class hookers I’ve been picking up as of late. Don’t get me wrong, that’s a good thing. After all, we the reader-class delight in fraying black lace stockings, nicotine stained teeth, track marks, and mouths full of amphetamine burns.